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Vee 🥑: Integral

@parametricavocado.bsky.social

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📱Senior Unity/Godot Generalist ✨Technical & VFX Artist 🏃3d Character Animation & Rigging 🌱Made Super Farming Boy + uncountable NDA stuff 🎨Gourmet meme maker 🏳️‍⚧️They/Them 📍Rosario, Argentina

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · Oct 17

For the uninitiated, here's a snippet of what I do when I'm inspired

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 1h

Funny you mention that, our McDouble eating service costs exactly $5

Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 5h

Tfw when about to yawn

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 9h

For that we will wipe the floor only.

Legal interference, cop bribes and the body are up to you.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

cowabummer

comic panel featuring Batman and a cow standing dramatically in the rain. Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, cow tools cow."

The cow responds, her word bubble containing only the lump-with-handle cow tool.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 15h

It's so fucking good ahsbfksbciengisbsocngjeosncorngosk

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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 17h

snake returns

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 15h

Guys I think I may be living among gods. Silly idiot gods that eat plastic bags then throw them up.

But hey! They don't do that about 95% of the time so it's a win in my book.

Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 15h

Ah the milkshake ducking never ends

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Marco @tonho.bsky.social · 1d

admita

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 17h

deadman stays based

Animated Antic @animatedantic.bsky.social · 23h

Guillermo del Toro and Netflix have announced plans to form a new stop motion studio that will be both a studio and a school to push the medium forward and will develop plans to make Del Toro's next stop motion project after Pinocchio. I'm very hyped to see what this leads to!

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 17h

Just dead-drop a bunch of gold coins somewhere. We'll take care of the rest.

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19h

Yes, I am a problem solver, but please give me problems to solve that are not of your own making.

Especially ones of the 'instructions unclear, fired projectile stuck on own foot' variety.

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19h

I've been thinking on how I've been anointed a "problem solver", a tag that I carry with pride, a double-edged sword that has been used to bleed my soul dry through my devotion to the act of creation.

It's the gifted child problem all over again.

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19h

It's affordable because it's not a mistake.

Like every other system that bubbles wealth up and away from those in need, it isn't a mistake.

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19h

I keep finding it straight-up unreal that large stake-holding individuals with a long time in the game keep making the same mistake after decades of evident market saturation.

How is this unprofessional amount of tunnel vision affordable in this industry that demands so much from its workers?

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 19h

Wait is this how people distinguish between Mortal Kombat (1992) and Mortal Kombat 1 (2023)?

...Mort-one Kombat? 🙉

Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 20h

As I crossed over to the 30+ age group I know I'm not the target audience for a lot of these things, but I don't think this is an age group issue anymore. It hasn't been for a while now.

Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 20h

Like, we don't even have the time to play service games we DO 100% for certain enjoy, like Helldivers 2. Where do all the others even manage to fit?

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 20h

I was like "I only really played Control but I really enjoyed it so this might be an interesting game for us to try out?" and my friends were like "huh? But killing floor 3 this and back4blood that and Soulframe those and Deadlock deez" and the hype died before it was even a possibility.

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 22h

Also I saw this when watching another episode of 80s commercial vault and man, this is so quaint at this point.

"Here's to a hundred more!"

*monkey's paw curls*

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 20h

I was NOT ready

Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 20h

I need a moment but the cooking never stops

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 1d

This is just ridiculous

Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 1d

lil snake tease

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Vee 🥑: Integral @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 1d

You've heard of pot holes, now get ready for... huh?!