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Los Prispooookys
@portableprisco.bsky.social
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I am a spinner of yarns. Both metaphorically as a writer and literally as a crocheter. spinnerofyarns on StoryGraph
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 1d
This is all going to end with them holed up in the bunker under the ballroom threatening to nuke everyone unless they get a flight to Argentina. Isn’t it?
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 2d
Michael Rapaport is one hundred percent the dude who will get into a fistfight at an IHOP because he’s scared of the guys at Waffle House.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 5d
I guess wearing a diaper also makes the diaper bigger. For pretty much the same reason.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 6d
If it weren’t a likely suicidal mission/felony, I’d full on fucking TP the White House, Capitol and Supreme Court. Or mail Trump a box of fucking Depends.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 6d
The best part is they repeatedly showed her executing dogs. Even going into a pet store and repeatedly gunning down puppies. And her chief beef was “they made fun out of how I look!” THAT was what bothered her.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 6d
I will repost this every goddamn time I see it.
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 6d
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.

“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen. From "Christmas Eve" In *Frog and Toad All Year*
Reposted by Los Prispooookys
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 7d
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 8d
That Weller is a beautiful secret. But I guess everyone figured it out already. It’s a backup Pappy. How was the Sazerac Rye?
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portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 9d
I’m curious to hear your thoughts on Rabbit Hole. You’re running the championship Bourbon Trail, hitting all the good ones.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 10d
They were first calling it Valkenvania and apparently they first came out with one more gruesome and graphic and violent and the studio made them cut it down to get the PG-13 rating.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 10d
Sometimes I wonder what the original R-rated cut of Nothing But Trouble looked like.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 10d
Holy shit, dude! Congratulations!
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 11d
Made this for a friend for their 50th birthday.
A granny square blanket patterned to look like Boba Fett.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 12d
The payroll didn’t process.
unenthusiast.com Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 14d
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14d
"The chancellor approved it"
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 12d
Once again, I will never stop loving the joyful irony of living in Columbus, Ohio where they do not celebrate Columbus Day.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 13d
Is Netflix’s fucking strategy to go “Hey, you really like this dystopian Asian series? Well, now here comes the AMERICAN version! YEAAAAHHH.”

Because fuuuuuucck thaaaaat.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 13d
If some piece of shit murdered my dog, Nick Cave and Tom Waits would write songs about the three days it’d take for that degenerate to finally die.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 13d
Which distilleries? I don’t think it’s part of the official bourbon trail any more but Buffalo Trace has some of my favorite bourbons.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 15d
For one brief glorious shining moment, I thought Cam Skattebo won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 17d
Versailles, Ohio. Or Bellefontaine, Ohio.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 17d
Can’t really drink caffeine any more so I’ve just started rubbing nutmeg and cinnamon on my gums to get that PSL feel.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 17d
Tremors.
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Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 17d
It’s a relief to hear that people blew it out of proportion, but let’s face facts. We should always be sending positive thoughts and well-wishes for Dolly Parton every damn day.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 18d
Look, I hate that hammerhead-eyed quick pickled fuck Jerry Jones and his entire fucking organization. But fining him $250k for flipping the bird? Fuck all the way off, NFL. And keep fucking off until you collapse in a sweaty heap, but dig deep and fuck off yet further.
portableprisco.bsky.social
Los Prispooookys @portableprisco.bsky.social · 21d
AI is coming for writers, filmmakers, and actors. If it learns how to crochet, I’m fucked.
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