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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 6h

a puppy girl lawyer is an attorney at paw

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 10h

I would make such a good piece of eye candy for a drug lord or a mob boss. After all I'm already so good at saying "no, it's okay, I'm fine, it was all my fault anyways."

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 10h

I used to have no opinion on thieves, after all we're all just trying to survive, but now I'm like thieves are hot!

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 10h

I have taken to calling the act of spontaneously doing cleaning chores for my girlfriend without being asked "pranking her" and honestly I love this bit

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 10h

My new life goal is to date an art thief

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 17h

I really wish people who order groceries to be delivered would internalize that they need to be available and attentive to their phone to answer questions and make or decline substitutions

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 18h

If you want to help me have health insurance in what is my worst time of year for my mental health please feel free to throw me a few bucks
venmo.com/code?user_id...

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 18h

The weight of this capitalist hellscape feels unbearable
(a bill auto drafted while I was trying to get enough money together to pay another bill)

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 19h

I'm a trap in that I'll bring you back to my place and you think we're going to fuck but then I just start info dumping to you about Digimon

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 20h

Now I'm usually against decimation but I'm pretty sure it the cops got decimated every time there was a case of police misconduct I think we'd have a lot less police misconduct

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

I played a prank on my girlfriend by doing all the dishes while she's asleep. She's going to be so confused when she wakes up

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I think I don't have game and then I remember people want to kiss me so bad that they'll put up with my constant punnery and Digimon info dumps.

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

CUTIEEEEEE!!!

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

It is now the hour of the flea

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

The point of resistance isn't to win on your own; it's to be sand in the gears, the mosquito that they can't swat away, the cause of as many little accidents as you can manage

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

The point of resistance isn't to win on your own; it's to be sand in the gears, the mosquito that they can't swat away, the cause of as many little accidents as you can manage

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

The point of resistance isn't to win on your own; it's to be sand in the gears, the mosquito that they can't swat away, the cause of as many little accidents as you can manage

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Feels like asking teachers continuously to do the impossible while constantly slashing resources for them has made have them into a force to be reckoned with

Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 1d

In Hillsboro, which has seen a surge of ICE arrests in the past week, elementary school staff are spending early mornings on neighborhood watch to ensure families/students feel safe coming to school. By @hbarth.bsky.social:

www.opb.org/article/2025...

‘This community is not the enemy’: Hillsboro teachers form neighborhood ICE watch

ICE arrested a parent near Eastwood Elementary School last Monday. Teachers and parents have been patrolling the neighborhood every morning since.

www.opb.org

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Cry some more that will get people to vote

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

She likes Shadow

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, my girlfriend will love this

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✨𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽✨ @temptingcate.bsky.social · 1d

well i wasn’t planning to come back just yet but i was beaten and robbed at the atm two days ago and need help paying my rent

i need love too so kind words are also welcome

thanks y’all 🤕💔

$0/500
ca: millicents42
pp: cateocean42
venmo.com/u/Millicents42

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Correction, I didn't even get through the first sentence before saying "holy shit."

Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't even get through the first paragraph before saying "holy shit"

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Still got my prog though

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Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie @prismaticphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

It's still really funny to me that the only reason I wasn't one of reddit doctor's patients is because his waiting list was too long and I was really sad about it but now I'm like holy shit I dodged a bullet every time I remember his existence

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