Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria, Eevee, and Sarah (She/her, she/it, and she/her respectively)
Trans women, parts of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Trans women, parts of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Pinned
hi I'm a hot gay tranny. if you want to give money to this hot gay tranny here's this hot gay tranny's Venmo
venmo.com/code?user_id...
venmo.com/code?user_id...
my disabilities are being disabling
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
my disabilities are being disabling
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everything about liberal conventional wisdom requires you to not remember what happened *less than ten years ago*, it's absolutely insane
Just going to note again, because somehow we've all completely retconned this and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, that pound-for-pound Biden had one of the most draconian border security regimes of any U.S. president ever, second only to Trump, *many of whose policies he inherited and kept*
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
everything about liberal conventional wisdom requires you to not remember what happened *less than ten years ago*, it's absolutely insane
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Straight peoole need to donate money to gay people because being gay is expensive
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Straight peoole need to donate money to gay people because being gay is expensive
uggggh why do I have to need so much food. I'm not trying to reinforce my eating disorder but God damn keeping myself fed is expensive
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
uggggh why do I have to need so much food. I'm not trying to reinforce my eating disorder but God damn keeping myself fed is expensive
my throat hurts from moaning so much
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
my throat hurts from moaning so much
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
there is something really intoxicating about having 3 hot women competing and collaborating for your attention and affection at the queer bar
Nacho from Better Call Saul is kitchen table poly and one of his girlfriends is very clearly a puppy girl
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Nacho from Better Call Saul is kitchen table poly and one of his girlfriends is very clearly a puppy girl
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puppy girl who is legally mandated to wear a muzzle when outdoors because she bit an ai bro once
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
puppy girl who is legally mandated to wear a muzzle when outdoors because she bit an ai bro once
having the toxic urge to be a Kim Wexler looking for her Saul Goodman
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
having the toxic urge to be a Kim Wexler looking for her Saul Goodman
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it's kind of wild that people haven't been trying to neutralize, through any means possible, local officials that are approving new ice trafficking facilities
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
it's kind of wild that people haven't been trying to neutralize, through any means possible, local officials that are approving new ice trafficking facilities
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The “don’t give the abusive and extremely alcoholic husband a reason to beat you” mentality is only normalized when it comes to One side today, and that’s just a fact
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The “don’t give the abusive and extremely alcoholic husband a reason to beat you” mentality is only normalized when it comes to One side today, and that’s just a fact
puppy girl who is legally mandated to wear a muzzle when outdoors because she bit an ai bro once
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
puppy girl who is legally mandated to wear a muzzle when outdoors because she bit an ai bro once
I hear heaven is pretty cool, but I doubt it's cooler than being a hot transexual
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I hear heaven is pretty cool, but I doubt it's cooler than being a hot transexual
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like I don't know much about football but I know fuck the Patriots
I don't care about the super bowl, I only care about the patriots losing
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
like I don't know much about football but I know fuck the Patriots
I don't care about the super bowl, I only care about the patriots losing
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I don't care about the super bowl, I only care about the patriots losing
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This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
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hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
hatred of unhoused people is genuinely a pipeline to fascism. if the wealthy can get you to dehumanize your own neighbors, then they can get you to do it to anyone.
I'm an incredibly submissive bitch with a strong as fuck fawn response as well as just general people pleasing tendencies and even I have limits.
the sheer amount of folks saying "no limits" is insane to me. you need some sort of boundaries for both of us to be comfortable
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'm an incredibly submissive bitch with a strong as fuck fawn response as well as just general people pleasing tendencies and even I have limits.
should I wish my stalker happy birthday just to not deal with any blowback or followup
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
should I wish my stalker happy birthday just to not deal with any blowback or followup
periodic friendly reminder to never borrow money from your stalker
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
periodic friendly reminder to never borrow money from your stalker
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An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured.
Quittin’ time! AuDHD person’s 24-hour life overhaul ruined before 9am
An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured. Des Ackerman, 40, was reportedly finally ready…
thedailytism.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured.
once this is all over and we get our rights back, I think the government should compensate trans people by giving us free transit for life so we can go on all the gay cross country trips we've missed out on during these dangerous times
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
once this is all over and we get our rights back, I think the government should compensate trans people by giving us free transit for life so we can go on all the gay cross country trips we've missed out on during these dangerous times