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prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria & Eevee (She/her & she/it)
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
lefties truly are the trans women of hand users
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I aim to displease 😊
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wow, you can't just tell me my soul is at fault. what the hell?!?!? what is it even at fault for? maybe your soul is at fault
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
someday the sun will rise again and you will be blessed with another 6 hours of sun 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
this skeet is so depression coded
(joking, this skeet is not an actual attempt at diagnosing)
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
gridlock
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
apparently I used to be completely ambidextrous but my mom made me use my right hand because the world is made for right handed people
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
depends does it count if I write and throw right handed but I hold swords and guns left handed and I'm left eye dominant?
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
feeling vindicated after complaining about all the drivers in Indiana and Minnesota for years and constantly asking myself "why can't they all just drive like Michiganders?"
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
wait so you don't want people to be like tar pits but you want them to be sappy? I don't understand, do you want people to be sticky or not, Katie Confusingpussy?
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it's a load bearing 5%
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
“La Brea” would be a beautiful name for a trans woman with horrifying levels of codependency issues.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
am I a pretty tar pit though?
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ahhhh, okay. thanks for pointing that out
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have to wear makeup and/or a dress or skirt otherwise im getting sir'd all day 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I only wear makeup as frequently as I do because it's like one of two things that can stop us from getting misgendered constantly.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
im not even fully convinced the left pic is a guy tbh. someone could tell me "she's a woman actually" and id just be like "alright then, sorry about that"
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
what's the culture you're seeking to sustain Kat?
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"AI is consistent"
what the fuck is consistent about a chat bot that can return multiple different responses to the exact same input prompt. AI is about as far from consistent as you can get
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
god damn we're going to be activating the Hague Invasion Clause before his term finishes
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM