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Productive Outs

@productiveouts.bsky.social

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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · Nov 11

Done with the other place. This is your home for bad baseball takes and fake names for now.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3h

Bluesky gon' Bluesky.

Plucky P @pluckypurcell.bsky.social · 3h

I feel like this is your fault

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 13h

This is purgatory.

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 14h

Ourmen Bazardos

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 14h

We’ve given many of the players in this game balsa wood bats. Let’s see if anyone notices.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 14h

I have zero rooting interest in this game and I *still* feel like I’m covered in ants and my hair is on fire.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15h

Or not

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15h

Troy Melton down

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15h

Gogan Lilbert is what you say to your son Bert when he asks if he can go down the slide again.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15h

Before today, everyone was talking about how one of the slowest dudes in baseball stealing third base, Kerry Carpenter mashing left-handed pitching, and Leo Rivas would factor into the outcome, so I’m really not surprised by any of this.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 16h

Kerry is short for Kerald.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 17h

Dill & Dingler is a shop in Portland that sells artisanal pickles and bespoke dinner bells.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 5d

Oi mate, it was a bit overgrown so we ‘ad the landscaper Zach McKinstry. Mum’s nevah been ‘appier!

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 18h

Current status of the Kirbystache: French rapper

Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6d

The mustache makes George Kirby look like he plays guitar in an indie folk band.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 19h

Why would he take this job when it’s set up for him to fail miserably. Big league club is a mess, farm is a mess, huge lawsuit pending against the org. Just go manage the Cards.