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Productive Outs
@productiveouts.bsky.social
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Two musicians who love the basedballs. Artisanal namecrafters since 2011. Extremely serious.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · Nov 11
Done with the other place. This is your home for bad baseball takes and fake names for now.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 5h
youtu.be/ojUtqivyEOc?...
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6h
“Tell me about that at-bat.”

“My hands hurt.”
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 6h
Interviewing Pages about getting sawed off and bailed out is … a choice.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 9h
I wonder if Wade Boggs is watching.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 9h
His favorite band is Wetnurse.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 10h
Guy loved Erick Dampier.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 10h
Never really has his head in the game. Just constantly assessing his wetness and planning his next spritz.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 10h
That too. Impressive in a “Wow, dude. You *really* fucking love being soggy don’t you?”
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 10h
Brandon Marsh’s voluntary commitment to moisture is impressive.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 1d
Dad’s out there churbin’ all over the damn place.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 1d
Will the judges accept Dad Churbin?
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 1d
An ancient relic!
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 1d
Bears repeating. youtu.be/ojUtqivyEOc?...
Stop Fucking Bunting
YouTube video by Puig Destroyer - Topic
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 1d
Hearing now that they might have used up all the juice.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 2d
You’re hearing it more and more.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 18d
M's have The Juice.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 2d
Bent Kottenfield
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Kent Bottenfield
Pitcher
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2001
MON - PHI - STL - COL - HOU - CHC - SFG - ANA
Kent Bottenfield at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Kent Bottenfield
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
Both Nolan Schanuel and Zach Neto have early-onset RGF.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
Total heat check, which is … not what you do in the postseason.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
Blake Snell has Resting Gamer Face. You can’t get that look unless you’ve logged *serious* screen time.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 3d
There's a lot of "Blake Snell looks like . . ." commentary when he pitches a national game. But folks, you're off base.

Blake Snell looks like every third dude I went to high school with in West Virginia. I can tell you every cassette tape he has in his 1986 Ford Ranger and his brand of dip.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
I think my brain defaulted to the PG version. Deeply sorry.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 3d
“Statblast on my chest” was DIABOLICAL, man. JFC.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 4d
More like Drake Did, amirite?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 4d
*whispers* Drake Maye did a lot of Josh Allen shit tonight
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 4d
Oi mate, it was a bit overgrown so we ‘ad the landscaper Zach McKinstry. Mum’s nevah been ‘appier!
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 4d
FTFY
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