Dr. Kal Kairo
@profkairo.bsky.social
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30 / xe/it / mathematician / enby 🏳️‍⚧️ / alien catfrog ΘΔ / & / gamedev / writer / composer
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vullen.bsky.social
my very attractive friend of unknown gender
profkairo.bsky.social
how do i stop accidentally ruining friendships by saying the wrong thing and how do i stop having intrusive thoughts about intentionally sabotaging the rest of them so i can curl up in a ball and die alone
profkairo.bsky.social
if you see this quote with a game that released the year you were born

ugh i have to play this one i've heard it's peak!
Chrono Trigger box art
profkairo.bsky.social
[pirate voice] what do ye mean? o' course i be "pro-ship"! how else would i sail the seven seas? yaaarrrghhh
profkairo.bsky.social
wait, isn't this, like, the speech tag thing? i think like, some races in OoT japanese have like, something they say at the end of every sentence

this is in MM english too at least on N64, the one goron dude ends his sentences with "goro"
profkairo.bsky.social
okay yeah no we taste different lol

that said, i'm now craving those flavors so thanks
profkairo.bsky.social
you and i have similar tastes

(well, maybe. idk what you taste like)
profkairo.bsky.social
they should make night guards with plastic fangs so you can be a vampire when you go to bed
profkairo.bsky.social
Repetition legitimizes.
ianm5280.bsky.social
Repetition legitimizes.
ianmcgecko.bsky.social
Repetition legitimizes.
profkairo.bsky.social
real talk though i've had this album (and this pseudonym) planned since i was in college back in the mid-2010's, it feels so fucking good to actually put together an LP i'm proud of. i don't really care about making money from it, i just wanna get something out there that's not just a video game OST
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holipop.art
#sonatober day 07: axolotl
profkairo.bsky.social
how the fuck does a bigot choose, like, the most accurate thing to call you lol
profkairo.bsky.social
...

... Blue is already a girl though???
profkairo.bsky.social
> Chicago Dog
> ketchup

you have been banned from the city of Chicago
profkairo.bsky.social
well, step 1 is to make a tulpa, that way it's not rp /j
profkairo.bsky.social
okay but tgirl snoopy would fucking slap?
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dobescrusher.bsky.social
It's gotta feel so good being an alien dragging a screaming scientist into a vent
profkairo.bsky.social
it's made by a she/they that's how you know it's good
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profkairo.bsky.social
get yourself a partner who can do all three

- be in misery
- save dick by giving it CPR
- eat reese's puffs up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
profkairo.bsky.social
power bottoming as a plural system be like
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