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✝️ 🏳️‍🌈 | 36 | Single | Geeky CO gek! Union airline worker, Green socialist, sometimes kilt wearer. Mostly SFW but still 🔞 Has a few size-related kinks. I might follow back if you interact PFP: @sushiotter.bsky.social spinarts in banner: Blue Man Group

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 16d

IDK who needs to hear this but your badge is backwards.

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 5h

Yip!

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💵 Gray For Pay 💰 @graydiel.bsky.social · 1d

Everything That I Don't Like Causes Autism And I Am Openly Willing to Manufacture False Proof of It to Justify My Unearned Position in Government

A self-help guide written by non-doctorate author RFK Jr.

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 8h

(King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard)

🎵It's to all of the people
Who said they couldn't eat it
I'll open their eyes
To Medium French Fries🎵

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Rodínovah "Roady" 🏳️‍🌈🍜🐲ΘΔⒶ @roady.bsky.social · 9h

The bowl on the left? There's no doubting that's a dragon's bowl.

But the bowl on the right? Definitely the kind of bowl a kobold would use. It just has that fitting whimsical feel to it. xP

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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 1d

You might not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

Comparison of bird bills, displaying different shapes adapted to different feeding methods (not to scale)
Edited from Wikimedia.

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skrif @skullbird.bsky.social · 21h

Life hack: Keep little bits of origami paper in your wallet so when you’re waiting around in a lobby or restaurant, instead of scrolling your phone, you can fold up a little guy to leave behind and make someones day slightly brighter~

The only three origami animals i know how to make so far: a dinosaur, a crane, and a fox.

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 17h

Randy Feltface

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dunk after dunk, jam after jam @llewbu.bsky.social · 1d

shill burr, is this anything

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 17h

You lie!

OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 18h

Cricket and golf are ASD

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 19h

Yep

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Toon Raccoon! @cooner.art · 19h

This is perhaps the greatest news caption of ALL TIME ✊

Over video of peacock, shark, and polar bear costumes, a caption on a news report reads: “After our interview, the frogs were joined by a couple of unicorns, a polar bear, an axolotl, a raccoon and several more characters.”

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 18h

I'd love to!

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 20h

I finished the game with 68 points...tied for 2nd!

"That's My Purse" won by 1 point.

Lost the tiebreaker question "What's Poland's minimum hourly wage in złoty?"

The captain of the other team happens to be of Polish descent. She guessed 30, I guessed 42. The correct answer is 30.5

OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 21h

Drinking Harvest Moon 🎃🌙 and Apple Sauced 🍏🍎 at tonight's pub trivia!

I'm playing solo. 20/21 points in round 1, 18/21 points in round 2. Puts me in 3rd place going into round 3!

A pint of Harvest Moon hard cider sitting on a table top

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 1d

So, I'm super skinny but I can kinda #flex my #pecs now? #Pectober

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Meet The New OC, Victor @vectorvictory.bsky.social · 2d

Now, you all support Big, but if I may offer a counter argument to that:

Bigger.

The defense rests.

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Yama @wolfyama.bsky.social · 4d

He’s very generous with his body

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 1d

It may surprise you, but top

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OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 1d

Pack on some tons!

OKTOBOLD @ianmcgecko.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry that I share a country with such Yankee Doodle Dipshits

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Emi the Terror Toon @emithegoat.bsky.social · 1d

LLM? More like Lame Loser Machine.

Gottem.

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Chocodile ➡️ MFF Dealer's Den! @chocodile.net · 1d

Serious shoutout to furries for being the internet's #1 art patrons. At a time when interest in original and niche art is at an all time low and many other art spaces are gone, I appreciate you guys showing up to boost original works, buy art pieces & comms, & get vocally invested in stories & OCs.

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Blucifer @realblucifer.bsky.social · 1d

day 9 and i’m getting lonely. fewer air traffic controllers to curse

Colorado Democrats @coloradodems.bsky.social · 10d

This shutdown is on them.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

All bad videogames have names like Battlequest 8, all good videogames have names like Allegory Dynamo: The Blue Rose: Highway 281: Reforged V.2

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