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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · Dec 4

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1h

(also adding this comment to the chorus of people reminding you about the x-files)

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1h

ohhhhh yes they’re putting my beloved Kim Wexler in more situations 😊

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1h

(looking at a character painstakingly engineered to be a baddie by one of today’s top minds in baddie-craft) why she kinda bad tho

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 15h

ha ha :(

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 15h

What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?

You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin.
"I do like the finish...
She still runs well?"
He gestures to my exposed thighs,
Inviting a test drive.
At the touch of your long fingers
I let out a gay little moan.
"See?
Purrs like a kitten."

You're coming around.
You could use a tall blonde around for a little while.
Who couldn't?
"What kind of maintenance will she need?"
"A text once or twice a month...
It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her.
You're looking at bare minimum.
She's basically a houseplant."

"And when I'm done with her?"
The dealer looks apologetic.
"We don't do returns.
But resale should be no problem.
That's the great thing about used girls.
There's always someone else
Who wants to use them."

"I'll take her," you say,
Not bothering to take my hand
As I step off the platform.
I could hear it all, of course.
But I smile anyway.
I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot
And I got picked again.

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George @hannahtempler.com · 22h

Just announced at NYCC! A new Vertigo series from Grace and I about fandom, obsession... and parasocial chaos :)

the cover for Fanatic, a new series from DC vertigo by Hannah Templer and Grace Ellis. The cover depicts a woman cast half in shadow, looking back over her shoulder in a look of surprise as she is caught holding a shovel and wearing a tattered costume in a wooded area. The colors are in two tones of blue and red

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 2d

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Our primate demonstrates some things they learned to the other primates. Tool-making, fishing, fire-starting. The primates sit around a small fire peacefully.

Our primate walks into their cave, places worm-in-a-rock god on a bed of leaves and then lies down in their own. They sleep peacefully.

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

*died

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

It’s very much a stupid way of explaining it but this sentence has been rattling around in my head for a couple hours and you get to have it in your thread now

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody has a problem calling McDonald’s a burger joint even though they serve a little chicken,

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC (Friday only!) @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 1d

On the off-chance this isn't bait:

The issue is your definition of lesbian. It has never just meant Women Loving Women. Look at the legacy of butches, of daddy culture, of masculine gender expression among dykes. It is a rejection of patriarchal gender norms and romantic expectations, not just WLW.