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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · 13h

I had never seen this promo shot from The First Shot, and maybe you haven't either. What *are* these clowns doing, exactly? I know we weren't high tech back in 1997 but... I mean... 😅🤣
#雪迷宫 #TheFirstShot #XMG

Wang Ziqi (Gu Yiran), Liu Runnan (Xiaoguang), Zhao Yutong (Guozhu), and Xie Keyin (Yaoyao) attempt to call Huang Jingyu (Zheng Bei) on a tin can style telephone made of solo cups.

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🏳️‍⚧️ "Critical Kate” Willært @katewillaert.bsky.social · 6d

(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)

A friend texts: "Hey! Want to hag out? Hang out, not hag, lol"

Girl texts back: "No, let's actually hag out."

Cut to panel of girls dressed as witches around a cauldron.

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Busarewski @busarewski.bsky.social · 5d

Tonight's #XiaoShunyao is this glorious photo. I miss the long hair!!!

Xiao Shunyao with long hair and a black shirt with open neck, showing off his neck

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 6d

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · Jul 2

Peer review has led me to add the following important updates to my #DMBJ 101 course syllabus.

a collage of assorted DMBJ memes from Tumblr and Bsky, and screenshots from TLT1, Ultimate Note, Mystery of the Abyss, and Reboot

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · Jun 30

GOOD MORNING I made an educational infographic to summarize the essentials. I hope this helps. #dmbj

a collage of assorted DMBJ memes from Tumblr and Bsky, and screenshots from TLT2, Ultimate Note, Tibetan Sea Flower, and Reboot

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Gal Dente @slodwick.com · 6d

My feelings as a human in 2025:

A TikTok comment by user bradcraz which reads, “I am not smart enough to have this many people dumber than me.“

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🎃sort of a chick🦇 @psghayleaux.bsky.social · 5d

Considering how often I leave my lunch box at work because I forget it under my desk, it might not be a bad idea for me. 😆

But only for that reason. Everyone knows I eat at work, my nickname is trash panda because I'll eat anything 😂

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 5d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way.
Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-

Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen.
Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?

Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all.
Extremely realistic Green: Of course.

Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion.
Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag?
Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

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🎃littlecatinabox🎃 @afuzzylizard.bsky.social · 6d

I was looking for a gif earlier and briefly got distracted by Zhu Yilong and his ReFa massager and it reminded me of an unintentional discovery my friend & I made a few weeks ago on gagaoolala, so I have a question...

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 5d

There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.

Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.

"Oi!" I called.

"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."

Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.

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🎃sort of a chick🦇 @psghayleaux.bsky.social · 5d

snort

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · 5d

2Cheng + Text Posts, Part 5: GCY staring at CC edition
#RevengedLove #2Cheng #GuoChengyu #ChiCheng #逆爱

Guo Chengyu gazing at Chi Cheng overlaid with a tumblr post that says "While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think i've fallen in love with you. Who said that."

Guo Chengyu gazing at Chi Cheng, offering a light to him for his cigarette, overlaid with a tumblr post that says "'guy who carries a lighter' should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society"

Guo Chengyu gazing at an irritated-looking Chi Cheng, overlaid with a tumblr post that says "'i hate you' okay then have an enemies to lovers arc with me"

Guo Chengyu and Chi Cheng staring at each other, overlaid with a tumblr post that says "just love an unclassifiable weird intense relationship. what are they to each other well they're two of them. what are their feelings towards each other they're strong ones for sure. and of course this can only be improved when one or both of them are in happy committed romantic/sexual relationships with someone else entirely, and then there's whatever the fuck these two have going on."

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The ADHD Evidence Project @adhdevidence.bsky.social · 5d

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aslynn's tremendous 'tism horror show 👻 🎃 @audhd-psychnp.com · 7d

It's ADHD Awareness Month! Do you know where your phone is?

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🎃sort of a chick🦇 @psghayleaux.bsky.social · 5d

She only gave one little hiss and a pathetic meep when I hosted her under the armpits and tossed her into the hallway before shutting the door.

🎃sort of a chick🦇 @psghayleaux.bsky.social · 5d

Trying to make the bed without shutting Neptune out of the room is always a mistake. Nothing makes putting a fitted sheet on your bed easier than being hissed at and attacked for *checks notes* trying to spread the sheet out.

I did survive unharmed.

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jack-o'-lantern 🌱 @psychicwaffles.bsky.social · 19d

Repost of an old piece for xiao hua's birthday 🌸

he's waiting for his raccoon to bring him more fancy desserts 😊🍰

#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #小花 #myart

Black and white ink drawing of a pretty man sitting at a table, his chin is resting on one hand and he is about to tuck into a fancy slice of strawberry cake

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · Aug 6

I always want to say something pithy and amusing about this moment but all that's ever running through my head is, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? GET A ROOM."
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #HeiYanjing

some STRUMPET WITH SUNGLASSES smiling sluttily at Xie Yuchen (out of frame) with the subtitle, "boss xie and I don't have a business relationship"

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · May 10

HeiHua + Text Posts, Part 7: Mystery of the Abyss Edition
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen looking annoyed at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "whatever (it's eating away at my soul)"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen glaring at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "my vibes arent off i a cursed theres a difference"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen, visibly ill, gazing at Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi who is looking back at him, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "there's something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. can we kiss"

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Yuchen and Ji Chen as Hei Xiazi laying battered and beaten together on the ground in a pool of green goo, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "is it ok if i lay on you and just feel connected for a bit"

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Busarewski @busarewski.bsky.social · 6d

Tonight's #XiaoShunyao is back in Beijing

Xiao Shunyao smiling in a black leather jacket

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🎃sort of a chick🦇 @psghayleaux.bsky.social · 6d

I wish to punch uncle liar on his behalf.

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Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · 6d

Watching DMBJ out of order sure does make certain moments hit different. So like, actually, you know what??? With all due respect (none) *F&%K THIS GUY.* 😡🤬🖕🧹
#DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #XieYuchen #WuSanxing #XieLianhuan

Wu Sanxing to Xie Yuchen in TLT2, saying, "The entire archaeology team has gone missing. Your uncle's body is nowhere to be found. But there is one thing I'll tell you. Your uncle is dead! He's dead! And this is the truth!"

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