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HELL WIZARD

@pyramidmaster.bsky.social

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psychedelic death dream Writer: Criticism - Consequence of Sound, Invisible Oranges, Treble, Lighthouse Media // Fiction - Lammergeier, 365tomorrows, Imperial Youth Review // Essays - Buttondown // Host: DEATH//SENTENCE https://buttondown.com/theadversary

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · Nov 15

—“Define yourself in one word.”
—“No.”

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 13h

I just got word that Charlie Kirk has passed from his wounds.

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 13h

hell yeah

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 16h

damn shorty

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 17h

Pretty sure I read a book about this as a schoolboy

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 20h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 17h

we’re all practicing incest at all times because we’re all brothers and sisters

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 17h

over the sink instead of dinner also I’m drunk

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 18h

she’s my home from way back. love Mara to death

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 18h

@katztration.bsky.social pretty!!!!

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

I know I had some hotness when Mara Wilson favs it. girls got taste

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

why would I do that

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

baby I love your grippy gooper

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

damn girl your pussy tastes like a water bottle left in the back seat of a hot car

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

call her pussy infant island the way I leave all my kids in there to die

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 20h

eat the pussy like it’s pop tarts

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

ah damn I missed out. alas!

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

calculating a way to say my only oxygen is more pictures. the calculations are proving difficult. I am weeping at my desk. I am going to lose tenure at hell wizard university

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I’m hyperventilating

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

you’re like obscenely beautiful on top of this. these people seem stupid

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 1d

an edited version of a tweet that originally said “people on here will tweet anything. “charlie brown had hoes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.”

it has been edited to read:

people on here will tweet anything. "johnny cash is considered uncool." No he isn't. That isn't true.

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I work at the dick sucking factory. I am in finance. we are losing so much fucking money

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

shining golden pussy

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I just don’t feel threatened by this at all

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I genuinely don’t think people should like. strive to emulate my life lmao

HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

there’s a level of identity brokering that I just genuinely don’t give a shit about. it’s like gender to me; this static identifier is substantially valueless compared to life-in-the-act. you can claim it because it’s like picking old wrappers out of the garbage

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I agree with this but if I wanted to play devils advocate I could elaborate on this specific point; you can be a writer without writing for all I care because I don’t care about being a writer, I care about the act of writing and the artifact of the written word

June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 12d

my actual take is that "being a writer" is meaningless. the writing is what matters

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