Rainer Schein Graf von Hüpfburg
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[wedding ceremony]
OFFICIANT: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
ME: You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.
OFFICIANT: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?
ME: You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.
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Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell replied, “Your mom bought it for him, and it’s a patriotic American tie, moron.”
Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell replied, “Your mom bought it for him, and it’s a patriotic American tie, moron.”