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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 6h
when i get home from work, i get cleaned up and then sit around in my underwear for about 15 minutes. which is pretty much exactly like when superman flies real high to regain his strength in the sunlight
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 6h
my last 3 sandwiches featured muenster cheese
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 6h
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 14h
got a bunch of banger drafts in my work email. my coworkers are in for a real treat
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d
boner in the usa
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
that baby knows how to party
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
pap smear is short for papal smear because the pope is supposed to do it but can't because he's too busy
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
me rn
a man with a beard and a cape is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
gonna watch the john candy documentary thing. i love john candy and have been drinking. any bets on the minute mark where i start crying?
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
against my better judgement, i'm gonna have a roman coke
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
a screenshot from the "i am spartacus" scene in spartacus (1960) with superimposed text reading "i have a ballsack"
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
finally finishing scavengers reign
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
fuckin on the bus
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
nw: sunset limousine
(that lady really looks like the waitress from always sunny)
black and white photo from the movie with yellow text reading "sunset limousine"
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
just called a guy "a pasta salad that's been left out too long"

i am not to be trifled with
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
took me way too long to see the onion text at the top. i was so confused
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
sorry to correct you bro, but it's tubi or not tubi
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
brian with an h
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
if it doesn't say patrick cudahy, it's not a genuine hamdinger. tired of all these counterfeit hamdingers
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
news you can use
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4d
scientists say they are close to figuring out why pee is stored in the balls
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Nicole 🪲 @fossilforager.bsky.social · 4d
Whale Fall pin 🦀🐋🦑
A photo of a large gold-plated enamel pin photographed on top of a lichen-covered rock. The enamel pin features a whale skeleton covered with various deep sea creatures, such as octopuses, hagfish, a giant isopod, a crab, and chimaeras.
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4d
i keep mixing this up with death becomes her
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4d
might have to make a strategic alliance with spencer's gifts
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