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Moose, the Rat

@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social

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Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI! 🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 25d

It’s Locktober!

It’s Orctober!

It’s time to put your man’s FAT GREEN DICK in a SMALL STEEL CAGE

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 1d

A lop-eared bunny sits next to a large orange pumpkin on a tree stump in a grassy field.

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 3h

Ninja Gaiden 4 was one of my most anticipated games of the year and I'm not playing it in accordance with the BDS Microsoft boycott, and it turns out that actually nothing bad happens to you if you don't play a video game.

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

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ennui 🔞 @ennuit.bsky.social · 15h

[ OCs, Erik, Goro ]

A doodle of my boys I drew for a Drawpile in @nukalyx.bsky.social 's community server~

[ #nsfwart / #ocnsfw / #nsfw / #firbolg / #halforc ]

A digital sketch of Erik and Goro holding one another, their hands in each other's hair as they have sex.

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

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🔞 L u m a r t e n @lvm4rten.bsky.social · 1h

#Kinktober2025 Day 21: Praise Kink

Ian is such a good boy, isn't he?
(Also I turned him into an old man in an alt version)

#Kinktober

Consider supporting me!
www.patreon.com/posts/kinkto...

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

Moose is of course the closest to me irl, though idealized and more fantastical

While the real me isn’t really interested in having sex at all, Moose does occasionally like to have naughty fun with his bros

But even then it’s like, once a month at most he gets in the mood

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

Munir has always been a slut

His first adult job was a sex worker and he’s had loads of FWBs and a couple BFs

Even in a relationship though he often invites others in to the bedroom.

His currently missing BF, Kole, was also a bit of a freak and they canonically had sex at least once a day

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

Aedan only really slept with his husband, and only really after he transitioned

But his sex drive has never been high and he’s always been more concerned about the other shit going on in his life

It didn’t really affect his marriage much, as his husband was always his number 1 supporter

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 1h

Looking just at my main three OCs

Aedan has the lowest libido and is tied the most to my Ace-ness

Munir has the hughest libido and is tied the most to my Gay-ness

And Moose is somewhere in the middle

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🔞Daily NSFW OC Questions🔞 @nsfwocdaily.bsky.social · 3h

Couple/Polycule Question: Who among your OCs has the highest sex drive and who has the lowest and how does that affect their relationship?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 2h

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LADIVINA🌹 @rwolfgraven.bsky.social · 1d

Orc Dad II
#Orctober #Orctober2025 he hace something to show You 😏

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 3h

I keep repeating this because it bears repeating:

With 51 votes Senate Republicans could amend Senate rules to carve out a one time filibuster exemption, vote on the budget, send it to Trump's desk and reopen the government.

They are choosing not to do this.

Reuters @reuters.com · 14h

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month

The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 3h

There’s definitely a correlation between me taking better care of myself and me thinking better of myself

Would recommend

Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 11h

Be funny. Know how to cook

Know interesting things

Wash. Give a shit what you wear.

There, you're hot.

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Beam Stoat Kill-y✨Ro Sphix✨θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 11h

Be funny. Know how to cook

Know interesting things

Wash. Give a shit what you wear.

There, you're hot.

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alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · 21h

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 2d

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 24d

So fun Orctober fact

Long before I bad a fursona, I had an Orcsona - and to this day he’s my main in WoW

My Mage in his casual clothes being cunty

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 6d

Guess who has a small penis and likes a bit of body worship?

#Firbolg #OC

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4d

I will take any excuse to yap about my boy

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🐀Rat Daddy🐁 YOUMA SOON @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 19h

also, look what we found at five below

a blue tshirt with a rat on it. text: maybe a rat, never a snitch

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isaac @sevier.io · 17h

I'm starting to see multiple threads where bluesky folks are trying to raise money for their local food banks because of the shutdown of SNAP starting November 1... can we get a thread going for people to find each other? Drop your link and put your city in front, let's coordinate city by city!

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T.A. Blackstone 🔞 @ta-blackstone.bsky.social · 18h

Please help Billie and Kat if you can. 💕

#mutualaid #helpsky

Kat (Korps Era) @souped-friend.bsky.social · 18h

We'll need major help paying for rent food once snap runs out. We're two disabled unemployed trans girls looking for new jobs, and we have a cat to feed. Please help, you're doing it for a good kitty!

CA: $justbillie13
GFM: gofund.me/0e9afbed
PayPal: limited for privacy, ask and I will give

Donate to Billie and Kat, organized by Billie Vandiver

Hi! We're Kat and Billie. We're putting up this gofundme page to help us with our monthly rent, bills, … Billie Vandiver needs your support for Billie and Kat

gofund.me

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 19h

He’s a cutie for sure!

Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 19h

I’m already loving the concept tbh!

This first one is really fun and I’m looking forward to see what you come up with! 🥰

(Also free title thought I had if you want: The Armpit and the Pendulum :V)

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 19h

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