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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · Apr 6

Nearly finished with my first rim lock.

A three-bolt rim lock on the left, viewed from the side that will be mounted on the door. It has all three bolts are extended, from top to bottom: latch bolt, dead bolt, and night latch. On the right side is its key, with the bit at the top and the bow at the bottom.

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 5h

I've never heard a better endorsement for an episode.

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 5h

How do you feel about irises? Glad tobacco is on your list. Those and pea flowers often overlooked despite their immense beauty!!

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John Vigar @johnevigar.bsky.social · 1d

Medieval painted roof at Long Melford Church, Suffolk

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 4d

Suggesting SNAP be replaced with food banks is a proposal of equivalent seriousness to that anarchist thread a few years back suggesting that global insulin supply chains could be replaced by supporting “rural doctors and healers”

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 4d

This was very, very funny

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WobblyPython: 🐍 @wobblypython.bsky.social · 4d

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 5d

Jumped her motorcycle over 10 flaming school buses but didn't stick the landing.

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 6d

Does this mean that you are endlessly biting pizza, or that you and pizza are co-eternal?

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fool (impudent) @guntoucher.bsky.social · Jul 14

photo of dozens of wildlife photographers encircling two pigs in the woods having sex

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 7d

I step outside my house in Chicago and am immediately assaulted by border patrol. "Oh God dammit they shrunk the battle map"

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 8d

Uh oh

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 9d

My wife and I are building an $80k $85k 2000 square-foot addition onto our house- and we’re doing it completely by ourselves. Framing, sheathing, roofing, doors, windows, flooring, plumbing, electrical, housewrap, kitchen, stairs, tile, trim, reverse bathtubs- everything but the concrete and siding

It's the Groverhaus from the quoted post, which was an incredibly funny act of architectural hubris by the Something Awful poster, Grover, who built himself an inexplicable house, called Groverhaus. The Haus is also very dangerous, with windows you can fall down the stairs through and stairs you can fall out the windows from and at one point he melted the cheap vinyl siding seen in this image by using his grill directly against the side of the Haus he built himself lmao

Anyhow now Groverhaus has a pickup truck with an excavator arm tearing a hole in the wall that was cropped from the photo of the actual White House, currently being torn apart by pickups with claw arms on them so Trump can build a golden ballroom

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 9d

Wishing you luck my friend!

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 11d

This bootleg yo mama joke compilation? Yo mama is in it so it's also a monster movie.

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Celine Camps @celinecamps.bsky.social · 13d

I will use any excuse to bring up Dürer's self-portrait again when talking about his drawings.

A drawing by Dürer (of himself) included in a letter to Pirckheimer. Source: https://www.merkur.de/bayern/albrecht-duerer-kritzelei-brief-erstes-emoji-zr-5849745.html#google_vignette

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

It's the long shadow of Game of Thrones

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

Isn't Verity a dog's name? Something stirs in the old SA part of my memory

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12d

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

Free the World @PatriotVerity
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I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

"Cedric the Entertainer" - D.L. Hughley

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

I remember the "white people can't say y'all" discourse that came with it.

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

Eating a single tortilla chip is cultural appropriation. Eating a bag of them in one sitting is cultural celebration.

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 12d

Thought this was a creatively sliced kiwi

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12d

Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 13d

The other "suburban racists as blue collar" thing I've seen is like "works with his hands" (mows the lawn on weekends) and "works hard" (shows up early to berate subordinates for being late then sits in his office all day)

Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 13d

The "Catholic-sounding but actually insanely Protestant" thing is very good, very current.

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Robert of Bellême @rbelleme.bsky.social · 13d

Punching holes in my wall then patching them just to feel something