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Tamper Proof Lid

@readuction.bsky.social

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · Jun 22

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 33m

Robbing Peter’s dumb ass to pay Paul

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 39m

Guy is exporting his ghost problem, I see

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 3h

“Can we text you a verification code?” Can you ‘text’ me? I’m married, dude. No. Absolutely not.

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 3h

Imagine I took a picture of the calendar and how fuckint dumb it is and put it here: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 3h

The nhl scheduler is a sadistic idiot

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 13h

Ailing man is bolstered by nfc east showdown

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14h

Bro had two outs, like. Lmao

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 14h

I mean. Bro name Orion, like. What did you expect

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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 14h

My favorite World Series was in 2009. I could ask if someone liked the the Yankees or Phillies and no matter which team they said I could reply:

Yeah you like to yank deez nuts or yeah you like to phil deez nuts (but say it kinda like "feel")

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15h

And vice versa, I guess

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 15h

Do you think the eagles know the phillies are playing tonight?

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

Folks, it’s true,

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

He was right, of course,

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

That one’s funny cause the miner is like, no son of mine looks at the sky!!!

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

Checking the Wikipedia page: …No..

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

No, I haven’t seen it

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

My favorite part in The Hunt for Red October is when the guy goes, it’s here! It’s right here!! When he finds red October

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 16h

Taking my hat off to look at a picture of my family in the crown of my hat between batters 💇‍♀️

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h

It’s tennis!! Idiot!!! Oh, that’s different?

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t get why they call it like the “us open” and shit. Open to what? It’s fuckint golf who gives a shit

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h

No, we haven’t named them

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h

We have four wee’uns and I’m a cobbler’s apprentice. None of us can read

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 19h

Ailing man is risks it all on nfc east showdown

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · May 13

Standing in a giant marble atrium and just absolutely spiking the shit out of a metal water bottle

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