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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 8h

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LG @lasergiant.bsky.social · 19h

openai are disgusting freaks

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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 10h

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.

Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 1d

Incredible infographic at the state fair

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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 1d

A famosa banda new wave

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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 1d

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 1d

"Eletrobras anuncia mudança de nome e passa a se chamar AXIA Energia"

Eu:

agenciainfra.com/blog/eletrob...

Corrente de Andrômeda escreve a palavra AXIA para alertar sobre a aproximação de agentes do mal

Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 2d

livros do Elio Gaspari-ass titles

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🌸☀️idspispopd🌙🥀 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 2d

Windows 7 (2009) is now as old as Windows NT (1993) was when Windows 7 was released.

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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 2d

“Drone strike on a kindergarten” is not a sentence that should fucking exist, but it does, it happened this morning, in Ukraine.

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 2d

Leite* Saudável** Orgânico*** da Fazenda****

(água com cal sabor leite)

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 3d

IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS www.latimes.com/california/s...

Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit

A wild black bear took a jaunt around a Northern California zoo and was spotted visiting its bear neighbors.

www.latimes.com

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 3d

Morro Velho (Milton Nascimento) é uma música sobre mentalidade de dono

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 3d

Orelhões da Oi

Menina loira, cerca de 8 anos, loira e de vestido azul, em pé em gramado. Olhar pensativo, mão no queixo. Ao fundo, as duas torres do World Trade Center

Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 3d

Belo Horizonte (2009), uma rua qualquer. Dois orelhões em frente a uma loja de discos.

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 6d

Desalinização como solução para uso de água

Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 6d

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Mesa de reunião com várias pessoas de aspecto executivo. Um homem se ergue e diz: “Senhoras e senhores, o problema do plástico no meio ambiente está resolvido!”
2) O homem apresenta o demônio e fala: “Este ser come todo o plástico que vê pela frente!” - o demônio pergunta: “Cadê as iguarias?”
3) O demônio enfia dentro da boca uma quantidade enorme de garrafas, embalagens, sacolas, tudo de plástico.
4) O homem, triunfal, pergunta aos outros: “Viram?” - o demônio, deitado no chão, com seu corpo deformado de tanto plástico que comeu, fala: “Agora me indiquem um oceano pra fazer o devido cocô”.

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 8d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
16
program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
17|
Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 9d

my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 9d

I'm not worried about protein powder because as an electronics hobbyist I've already decided that lead poisoning isn't real

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Zanes, Blue Collar Mage @zanestheargent.bsky.social · 8d

All Robots & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
📵📵📵
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To

➡️And I Will Never Speak To You⬅️

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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violentlycar @violentlycar.bsky.social · 8d

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Micah @rincewind.run · 8d

like basically everyone who works in software I embody this tweet and do not under any circumstances want to talk to my computer

Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 8d

I’m going to be so, so mad if I actually have to switch to Linux on my gaming desktop

I know Linux is generally Fine for gaming these days, but come on

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 8d

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 8d

Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance é devagar, é devagar,
devagarinho

(Martinho McLean)