Peter Smith
@redpeter99.bsky.social
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Recovering X and Twitter addict. Looking for a funnier, more intelligent place. Lifelong Leeds United supporter. I block racists. Elderly white hippie and proud.
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Best car I've ever owned.
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I wonder if Nigel Farage has actually visited a National Trust property?
If he had, he'd be aware the biggest issue is the occasional badly parked Honda Jazz and not tampons in the Gents.
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By the middle of October, the paths around here are usually muddy.
This year, they're bone dry and cracked. Zero plother.
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That rather dislikeable Rev from The Communards is doing a show about areas from the shipping forecast on Ch4.
Makes Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank look like The Ascent of Man.
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I remember the era well. Can almost smell the joss sticks.
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51 years ago tonight, I saw The Sensational Alex Harvey Band live. A band impossible to classify.
Part punk, part glam, part music hall, part prog - they came up with the Wall long before Pink Floyd and the criminally underrated guitarist Zal Cleminson.
A great night.
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Anyone who believes Donald Trump deserves a Nobel Prize is a twat.
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Just overheard two Year 9 kids on the bus talking. The subjects ranged from whether Imogen fancied Jack to dialectical materialism and Marx's theory of surplus value.
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The Nobel guy on #wato is terrific. Clear, articulate and persuasive.
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More of this. Many MPs have a massive caseload. Some do zero.
It would be useful to know who does what.
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How does it compare to sending children to boarding school?
Bet my mother would have preferred a 2 minute WhatsApp chat every day to a 10 minute phone call every fortnight.
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This lad from Ravensthorpe is very proud.
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Auditions continue for the star role in Len Fairclough - The Musical.
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If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
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The very words used by a 12 year old after being introduced to Euclidean Geometry.
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RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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If Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, then it was an injustice Bomber Harris didn't receive Town Planner of the Year award in 1945.
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'I've reserved a place at Alligator Alcatraz for Erling Haaland, Mr President"
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I think Polanski is interested in using the political process and will compromise to achieve some of his aims.
Corbyn is only interested in protest.
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The reason I'm retweeting is that the inability to draw a clock face correctly is an early sign of possible dementia.
Also, a very witty reply to Trump's grifting.
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that’s cool, he should draw a clock to show us how it works
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Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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It is Andy Harley's on Sunday. He was really angry that my 18th birthday was on Election Day (10th October 1974) and he was too young to vote, by two days.
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Yesterday, the US Ambassador in Oslo sought assurance that I would be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Sadly, the US has received no such assurance from the Nobel committee.
It is my solemn duty to inform you that we are now at war with Norway.