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Red Scott

@redscott.com

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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 21h

banana lamp

gold lamp half peeled gold banana, the "meat" of the banana is a light bulb, impossibly bright and magically phallic

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 23h

hell yeah

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 23h

Ask my son what he wants to be for Halloween, this mf says “a meteor.”

Red Scott @redscott.com · 23h

Unsolicited Nic pic

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 1d

why do people post such esoteric nonsense on social media when they could be posting extremely relatable content like this

Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 1d

Current status: oh god why am I in the BRCM2837 interrupt controller docs all I wanted was a higher degree of graphical fidelity in Doom

Red Scott @redscott.com · 2d

for the last time, my face is just pink, I’m not an upright pig

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 9

here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated

the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs

Red Scott @redscott.com · 2d

I'm going to absolutely lose my mind watching Death by Lightning if President James Garfield even side-eyes a lasagna

Red Scott @redscott.com · 2d

Family's from Oregon, and "Willamette"

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 3d

One of my main issues with video games is that they often don't aspire to look sick as hell.

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

Ser Criston Cole is back and they've put The Hulk into an emotional compaction machine, listen to Ivan "Hollywood Scrapple" Hernandez and I talk sad cops solving crime

Boars, Gore, and Swords @boarsgoreswords.bsky.social · 3d

HBO keeps the copaganda machine humming as we watch Task. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk dumb criminals, sad Ruffalos, Pennsylvania trash, water ice, and the going of birds. boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/08/t...

Ruffalo and criston cole wearing FBI jackets in a kitchen

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

sounds like the sci-fi offshoot of buzzfeed

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

The gameplay looks awesome!!

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

I’d be up for it! I think it will take a while to finish this game though!!

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

the Michael Shannon one is my favorite, mostly because the entire time I'm convinced he's going to pull on a book that opens the trap door beneath the cameraman

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

I know an Architectural Digest subtweet when I see one

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

Portal 2, Pentiment, and Horizon Zero Dawn are the best games probably

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

i feel like this didn't drill down far enough, it feels crucially important that I *really* want to play Death Stranding because it has the same game engine as Horizon Zero Dawn, which felt excellent

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

I DIDN'T REALIZE NOT STOMPING ON TURTLES WAS AN OPTION

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

my buzzfeed gamer quiz says "i'm just following orders"

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

my most contrarian take might be graphics over gameplay

if it doesn't look incredible why did we spin up 36 compute units???

pixel art??? I'll just read a book, thanks

Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

i like exploring red dead redemption 2, but there's stuff in that world and it looks good

graphics >>> gameplay

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

it's fine not liking a game, but it got such universal praise I felt like I was missing out!!!

realizing that the thing that people love about it (exploration for exploration's sake!!) helped me understand the game's just not for me

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 3d

had a clarifying moment while reading someone's highly upvoted description of what they love about Breath of The Wild as I suddenly realized: oh, that sounds awful

I'm finally free from the feeling I'm missing something in that boring, empty game

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Red Scott @redscott.com · 4d

i'm thinking about responding, sure I might get scammed, but we might get ribs for lunch

Red Scott @redscott.com · 4d

this is the best phishing text message anyone will ever receive

[SMS]

To: +1 (945) 394-0448
Text Message
Today 12:14

Let's have ribs for lunch

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7d

I’m basically always happy to see Tim Meadows.

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