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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 2h

I got to give it up to God at this point

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 2h

Kevin James played college football! I think he does MMA rn? Anyway dude probably still has decent acceleration

Redvedev @redvedev.bsky.social · 17h

it breaks the thuggish mystique when you realise this is the physical manifestation of the average ice foot soldier

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 3h

Why is ME a ”things suck“ state? Because it is so old?

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 3h

Overheard at dropoff: Halle Berry will be at another parent’s work thing. Boston: City of Stars

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 12h

“is investing in an index fund immoral” is a take I would have had more patience for 5-10 years ago when I would worry about whether i was recycling correctly or if working for a big company was ethical but I’m living in a country that’s dissolving beneath my feet now. Don’t bust my chops

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 12h

Good for the Buddha I didn't think he'd been in the news even

Seven Years in Quebec @dfeldman.org · 13h

Top mentioned people on BlueSky over the last week, according to my entity analysis script
Donald Trump - 33,805
Mike Johnson - 6,234
Vladimir Putin - 5,496
Ashley from Big Brother- 4,713
Buddha - 4,404
Jeffrey Epstein - 3,934
Vince from Big Brother - 3,821
Pete Hegseth - 3,571
Adolf Hitler - 2,539

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 13h

I can't do my own surgery either but people don't assign a moral dimension to that

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 13h

How is paying attention to my money going to do anyone any good

ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 22h

hot take I sort of believe: index fund investing is immoral. you're supposed to be paying attention to your money

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Tristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 3d

Insane article from @wileydcope.bsky.social about how Active Club and Patriot Front members started the American franchise of a sketchy Russian bareknuckle boxing promotion
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Revealed: how a Russian fight club expanded into the US with the help of American neo-Nazis

Members of white supremacist ‘active clubs’ spearheaded a US expansion of a Russian fighting group that has raised money for the Kremlin’s illegal invasion of Ukraine

www.theguardian.com

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

when you run a ten minute mile that’s a come to Jesus moment

Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14h

They want 9’40” pace too for that 1.5mi run, omfg

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry Argentina

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 14h

Is that good or bad?

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 15h

ARGENTINE PESO COLLAPSES TO RECORD LOW — DOWN 99.8% SINCE 2009

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 15h

I believe we will win

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 17h

Behold his works

bsky.app/profile/clas...

Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 18h

“A good Bronze Age Pervert tweet..”-Ross Douthat, NYT’s resident intellectual conservative

@DouthatNYT
A good Bronze Age Pervert tweet; with key rural exceptions (the Mennonites!) population collapse will herald the triumph of the city over the countryside and the megalopolis over the regional city.
- Bronze Age Pervert
Next decades: depopulation of countrysides worldwide conglomeration into cities and even few cities and capitals...already well advanced in Japan. Countryside everywhere increasingly desolate bleak, depleted of youth. Biggest

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Martin #509 @martin509.bsky.social · 21h

I think something uniquely corrosive to the US, and not other countries, is that their legislature *effectively does not pass new legislation anymore* and the electorate has spent the last decade plus going absolutely stir-crazy from that fact.

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 19h

Skeleton King? Skeleton King

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 19h

Hmmm Ross i gotta disagree there

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 20h

What I miss most about Blockbuster is that when I went there with my Dad that the President then didn’t post videos where he shit on us and didn’t demolish the White House with money meant for SNAP and he wasn’t a pedophile rapist

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 21h

m.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ...

Al Gore Celebrating

YouTube video by twister5voy

m.youtube.com

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 21h

Man this guy sucks

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 21h

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

wapo.st

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 22h

Well the truth on this matter

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 22h

Haven’t you posted enough sir?

Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 23h

Not mad at it tbh

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 23h

Which is why I’m posting during work obviously