Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree
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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree
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Boston. Dad. Ex-teacher. YIMBY and urban biking liker. Midlevel software engineer. Middle aged. Midwit.
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“is investing in an index fund immoral” is a take I would have had more patience for 5-10 years ago when I would worry about whether i was recycling correctly or if working for a big company was ethical but I’m living in a country that’s dissolving beneath my feet now. Don’t bust my chops
Good for the Buddha I didn't think he'd been in the news even
Top mentioned people on BlueSky over the last week, according to my entity analysis script
Donald Trump - 33,805
Mike Johnson - 6,234
Vladimir Putin - 5,496
Ashley from Big Brother- 4,713
Buddha - 4,404
Jeffrey Epstein - 3,934
Vince from Big Brother - 3,821
Pete Hegseth - 3,571
Adolf Hitler - 2,539
I can't do my own surgery either but people don't assign a moral dimension to that
How is paying attention to my money going to do anyone any good
hot take I sort of believe: index fund investing is immoral. you're supposed to be paying attention to your money
when you run a ten minute mile that’s a come to Jesus moment
They want 9’40” pace too for that 1.5mi run, omfg
Is that good or bad?
ARGENTINE PESO COLLAPSES TO RECORD LOW — DOWN 99.8% SINCE 2009
Behold his works

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“A good Bronze Age Pervert tweet..”-Ross Douthat, NYT’s resident intellectual conservative
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I think something uniquely corrosive to the US, and not other countries, is that their legislature *effectively does not pass new legislation anymore* and the electorate has spent the last decade plus going absolutely stir-crazy from that fact.
What I miss most about Blockbuster is that when I went there with my Dad that the President then didn’t post videos where he shit on us and didn’t demolish the White House with money meant for SNAP and he wasn’t a pedophile rapist
Man this guy sucks
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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Which is why I’m posting during work obviously
Just shitty bosses but at this point I try to keep it moving to the fullest extent possible when at work
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
I would simply chill and beam pride
“Crossing boundaries at my wedding”: Bride’s father wears MAGA hat during wedding speech against her wishes bit.ly/4qhvJNu
I’m overselling it for the bit I‘m totally still down for Linda Fiorentino doing femme fatale stuff, I have time for that
me in Blockbuster in 95, looking at the cover of “Jade”: Oh wow oh wow oh wow

seeing “Jade” is free on Pluto TV: I’ll miss those 90 minutes tomorrow morning
I think it is fucked up for society that I got older and the promise of youth has faded. Goddamn right I’m angry
I miss Blockbuster has turned into, not having Blockbuster is bad for society and I just don't know, lol.