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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢

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Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · Aug 11

*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 2m

I like those “should you have stayed on twitter” articles because that wasn’t an option for me, I got suspended all the time despite posting normally and being locked because I had dedicated haters combing through my tweets to mass report.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25m

tyranny of the midwits

Jake Flores @feraljokes.bsky.social · 5h

I can't believe this is real

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2h

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes accountants

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Vyria Durav, Dragon Princess of the Night @vyriadurav.bsky.social · 15h

People will try to excuse/defend the chuds by saying they've just watched too much porn but I'm a dyke who watches porn all the time and don't have this problem. Chuds do this because forcing every woman into their ideal sex doll aesthetic is the power fantasy.

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 1d

Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7h

Going keto in like a month :(

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7h

a woman with curly hair is sitting at a table with the words nailed it next to her

ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting at a table with the words nailed it next to her

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8h

Used to have to edit config files to run MechWarrior 2 lol

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8h

I want a coke, what kind, Dr Pepper

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8h

No you want it on PC so you can console command the bugs away lol

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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 8h

Watching a shitty baking show with @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimepup.bsky.social and we got jumpscared by Bobby Lee being a guest host

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

The weekend enjoyer

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 9h

Black bean burritos 👍

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 11h

If you don’t like how I’m posting call 1-800-EAT-SHIT

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 18h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t think you need to hedge there, that’s what is driving the incoherence. Cops in Illinois barely even pretend to follow the fiction in the best of times.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

Moving downstate to do related party transactions between shell corps for SBA loans used to be an honest way to make a living but that all changed when Trump became president and defunded the SBA

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

In a way my business is non profit

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

I give off an incredibly weird energy where people want to tell me business ideas and / or attempt to purchase drugs off me.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

That’s why I started a business, which is also embarrassing.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

It’s what we voted for I guess

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

The weekend enjoyer

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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 12h

Up to 60 electronic mail messages a month. Just $7.95. (Source.)

A two page ad. The title reads "Finally, a computer information service you can't outgrow. No matter how hard you try." The left page depicts a shirt ("Shop. But don't drop..."), a striped fish ("Dive deep into aquarium lore..."), a red sports car ("Price a new Mustang..."), a satellite ("Learn how to monitor military satellites..."), a zither ("Find out just what the heck a zither is."), and a globe that shows the Americas twice ("Talk to twice as many people about parallel universes"). The right page depicts G. Washington ("Learn a sensible way to get the dollars to start a new business"), a PC network ("Find out why your PC won't talk to your LAN..."), a Visa stamp ("Find out how in the world to apply for a visa."), a phone handset ("Get the current phone number of your old friend from high school..."), a scuba diver ("Discover a good place to dive..."), and a salad ("Copy down a truly delicious tofu recipe."). The bottom of both pages is dense ad copy.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

Their beer is very bad but the seltzers are very good, real land of contrasts

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

They did this so much to IT Audit that I’m becoming a software reseller as my primary business. Getting that lock in is worth way more than doing the work.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h

Asking the lesbian cofounder if this is a betrayal

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