Reynardo the Red
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Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead
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Not her fault. Gerald lied, obviously.
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No sympathy. Staying up until 4am is quite the challenge too.
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Tell them you *accepted* and he perished with joy. You're off the hook and the family is happy.
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Knew they were good for something
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Wait .... nope, their camouflage is indeed impeccable.
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Just remember to use a different plate for *your* meal.
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Bloody Gerald. Sounds like we've all met him.
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But did the cactus reply?
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Saw it all happen exactly like you said
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a) You are human. Sometimes you will slip.

b) you got through, and that is half of what matters

c) the other half is that you've got the guts to get up and keep going forward.

*sends proud love and hugs* You've got this.
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What is it with poor Gerald today?
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Gerald's really copping it today, isn't he? (And oh my goodness he deserves it)
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"It's a variant of Prickly Pear, Gerald. Harmless to virgins, but delivering a dose of sleeping venom to profligates and those of dubious morals. But at least I know both of us will be fine, won't we? Gerald? Gerald???"

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Reservoir.

It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".

The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.

Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
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I like big buttes and I cannot lie ...
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"I'm not sure how this lead-lined _Safety Skirt_ works, but I've worn it to please you. Now pass me my jewel-case and get going."

"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."

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