Reynardo the Red
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Reservoir.

It's the name of a local suburb with not one but two large bodies of water. So of course I pronounce it the French way, to rhyme with "Avoir". "Res-erv-wah".

The locals call it "Res-erv-wore".
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Name a Song with Black, Death, or Fire in the lyrics.

Death on Two Legs - Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5p...
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I like big buttes and I cannot lie ...
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"I'm not sure how this lead-lined _Safety Skirt_ works, but I've worn it to please you. Now pass me my jewel-case and get going."

"Oh, we'll carry it on the other boat, ma'am. Step in - there's a view from the middle of the river you'll be dying to see."

#GirlsOwnCC
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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It was lovely, and thank you. Also, home!
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Things you hear in the public bathroom in an inland Australian town: "Hurry up and wash your hands, then you can go play on the submarine!"
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OMG I shall tell him immediately!
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ooooohhhh .... *arranges short drive when back in Melbourne*. When next you're in this end of the world, ping me and we should make a day trip at some stage
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Sitting watching People vs Robodebt with Mum, and made her jump with "OMG THERE'S @asherwolf.bsky.social !!!!!"

You're one of my heroes, my dear.
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Sheesh - I must be up to barrels over Niagra and wing-walking by now then.
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*Looks at scratches on leg*

*Looks at rip in new sheet*

*Notices laptop that was on desk is now on floor*

Oh don't they?
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Strength in these dark times.
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Do let us know if it worked!
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Steinbeck? It's very sad.
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Tell me you didn't.

Nope. You absolutely did.
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Agreed. No jury would convict.
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Oooh them's fighting words.