Richie Ryan
@richieryan.bsky.social
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I take pictures of toilets. Occasional writer of scifi and specfic. Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade. Also I take pictures of toilets.
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Hey shoutout to Zoroastrianism for not getting all salty about how *you* used to be top dog.
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To be fair you could hide the cheese and lie to get more. It isn't illegal.*
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Does he take requests I wanna see him do it to John Cage’s 4’33” with a full orchestra.
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Did I dream it or did Biden use it grammatically correctly and got dragged for it
richieryan.bsky.social
“Oh you hate genocide? Name their five worst atrocities.”
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Yknow whatever it takes to keep their SAG insurance who are we to judge
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I made a horrible decision last night and told chat that I’d do a 24-hr livestream if we raise $100k with these streams by the 19th.

So if that’s an incentive to tune in… there you go.
joemckirdy.bsky.social
. @katmabu.bsky.social
promises to do a 24 hr livestream if her campaign reaches $100k in donations. If you want an unapologetically pro-democracy Congress, please consider donating. If you want to see her stream for 24 hours, please donate to the stream specific url.
richieryan.bsky.social
If actual congressfolk can do over 24-hour long fillibusters, this'll be a good start to show such moxie.
richieryan.bsky.social
Gorgeous Le Creuset set I mean dang
richieryan.bsky.social
Wait can other people not smell golf balls?
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Ari is gonna realize those creatives he’s friends with who rave about AI are nothing but a bunch of punkass motherfuckers, as my granny would say.*
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Was it Dick Van Dyke???
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Honestly she would probably try to paint Muhammad to honor him but it comes out horrible and even Charlie Hebdo writes a non satirical OpEd against her for the tastelessness.
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ngl I only popped on to look for one piece of news and you answered in the first half
richieryan.bsky.social
Yeah the lyrics for MASH are a bit heavy.
richieryan.bsky.social
I got three words for YOU, Mr. Darcy:

Fucking. Jet. Skis.
richieryan.bsky.social
I am often reminded of late of Roman Emperor Valentinian I who dropped dead of a stroke in the middle of raging about how nobody has any goddamn respect anymore
richieryan.bsky.social
Were any of them promoting it on his podcast maybe
richieryan.bsky.social
The real world is bad enough why do I make myself suffer through a bad audiobook narrator
richieryan.bsky.social
Was really hoping it would be him watching actual commercials and just mutter stuff like “yeah” and “I like gold too.”
richieryan.bsky.social
Finding out the halftime show as we know it only goes back like 30 something years explains a lot.
richieryan.bsky.social
Octopodes or octopuses. It's Greek based so doing a Latinate ending is a misnomer. However, it's an English word that's existed for centuries so just going the typical English plural with an -es is fine if you're in certain company.
richieryan.bsky.social
God imagine getting fossilized for eternity next to some asshole you can barely stand.
richieryan.bsky.social
I'm from Memphis and went to uni in Knoxville. Most definitely different worlds.
richieryan.bsky.social
We’ve been married 7 years and I’m still considering making the switch