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Richie Ryan

@richieryan.bsky.social

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I take pictures of toilets. Occasional writer of scifi and specfic. Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade. Also I take pictures of toilets.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Hey shoutout to Zoroastrianism for not getting all salty about how *you* used to be top dog.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1h

ngl I only popped on to look for one piece of news and you answered in the first half

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah the lyrics for MASH are a bit heavy.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 17h

I got three words for YOU, Mr. Darcy:

Fucking. Jet. Skis.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h

I am often reminded of late of Roman Emperor Valentinian I who dropped dead of a stroke in the middle of raging about how nobody has any goddamn respect anymore

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h

Were any of them promoting it on his podcast maybe

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 19h

The real world is bad enough why do I make myself suffer through a bad audiobook narrator

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 23h

Was really hoping it would be him watching actual commercials and just mutter stuff like “yeah” and “I like gold too.”

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Finding out the halftime show as we know it only goes back like 30 something years explains a lot.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

Octopodes or octopuses. It's Greek based so doing a Latinate ending is a misnomer. However, it's an English word that's existed for centuries so just going the typical English plural with an -es is fine if you're in certain company.

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 1d

God imagine getting fossilized for eternity next to some asshole you can barely stand.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

I'm from Memphis and went to uni in Knoxville. Most definitely different worlds.

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve been married 7 years and I’m still considering making the switch

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn't sure if you meant actual bread or getting all bragadocious about fancy watches or something but if we're talking poltergeist I hope it's actual bread because otherwise that's a gross misuse of valuable possesions also I'm sorry for your loss

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

Comb your fucking hair, you lousy beatnik

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

They were powerless to do so as she disappeared over international waters!

Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

Was at a coffee shop and saw a guy who looked like Paul Hollywood right as my friend said the name Paul and it wasn’t him but yknow I gotta believe in what little magic I can find

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 2d

Follow up favorite: child Whoopi Goldberg seeing Star Trek and yelling for the whole family to come see the black lady on TV who wasn't playing no maid.