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stu (halloween variant forthcoming)

@rinbcage.bsky.social

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stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · Nov 7

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 8h

Who is Leo "Fender" Nidas?

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14h

So funny when narcotics have nicknames like "stuff" and "junk." Sounds like Wally Cleaver working vice

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14h

Making my world famous Soda Bread, which is just what it sounds like: a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread absolutely soaked in Mr. Pibb

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16h

"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read."

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17h

I own more books than I could possibly read in one lifetime (six books)

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 18h

it looks like garbage!

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 20h

I asked chat gpt to make some shitty looking crap that sucks

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 1d

That's Davis

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

Call me George Jetson the way I make that bed rock

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

don't mind if I do

imdb page for the legendary film producer Jack Wiener

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 2d

crap g pee pee

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Brad Neely @bradneely.bsky.social · Mar 15

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 3d

Also pinball tables were designed as actuarial tools. They're not supposed to be fun. If you enjoy them you're using them wrong. And you're in trouble

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

The history of inventions always like "Early pinball tables were more like crude boards than tables, and featured neither pins, nor a ball. Also they were made of cloth somehow"

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

Can't wait to retire so I can start wearing those little puffy vests

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

at least they have that in common

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe he gets strapped to the titular machine and is forced to endure his biggest fight yet: one for his life

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

I think about this one quite often

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

good luck, that was likely lost in the 2008 Universal Studios fire

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

I'm adding it to the the lost media wiki now just in case

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 4d

I thought this movie The Smashing Machine was some sort of ultra-gorey Japanese splatter flick but it's just about a wrestler or something

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 5d

Sandwich accomplished

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 5d

There comes a time in every man's day when he must drink a soda

stu (halloween variant forthcoming) @rinbcage.bsky.social · 5d

[outside Juliet's window]
ROMEO: you're like a sun to me..