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Funky Boy

@ripfunkyboy.bsky.social

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He/him pfp by @vapourite.bsky.social FFXI: Funkyboy@Asura, FFXIV: Funky Boy@Jenova Non-practicing MtG player Links elsewhere 👉 RIPFunkyBoy.carrd.co

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 19h

Cryptid Entry #??
Thepoopsmith

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka dragoon named "Thepoopsmith". He is wearing the drachen helm and hands with gleti's body and the prime spear.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 2d

Just did a little tidying up is all.

The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 3d

only ever seen this guy dead in town so I guess he's living up to his name.

Bloodbag.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a hume wearing the adaman heavy armor named Bloodbag. Bloodbag is dead in Mhaura.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4d

A picture of Brian and Hell Hound that says "undiagnosed but everyone's pretty sure"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 3d

This new chair in Mabinogi is so cursed. Why am I doing a sexy pose on a giant needle?

A screenshot of Mabinogi, featuring a giant with bright red skin akin to a demon resting in a sexy pose against a giant hypodermic needle. The giant is wearing a matching red, black and gold shamala outfit with red wings.

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 5d

Well, the name fits I suppose.

Guccishirt

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Guccishirt", the mithra is wearing red glasses and an orange t-shirt lockstyle.

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Digi @digic300.bsky.social · 5d

#ffxi #gart
Changing factions

Biggmann is standing behind a counter (presumebly in Heaven's Tower) talking to one of the tarutarus behind it. Behind Biggmann, another Tarutaru is waving a baseball bat, ready for the signal to swing at his head.
Secretary: "Changing factions requires us to wipe your memories of your past faction for security reasons. Do you consent?"
Biggmann: "Ya."
Secretary: "Then close your eyes. It'll be over in a jiffy"

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 5d

Why do people act like gravy is this super difficult thing to make? I finally just did it and it's delicious and not that hard. Gravy is a little weirdly colored from all the paprika I used but it's really good!

Picture of a plate of biscuits and gravy, the gravy is heavily seasoned and thus is darker than typical white gravy.

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Scary Draconic Bastard 🎃 @deshex.bsky.social · 9d

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 9d

I was missing Bojangles and I don't live in the south any more sooo homemade-ish chicken biscuits

A spicy chicken tender biscuit sandwich on a plate.

Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 9d

That's it I'm banning the word "cozy" from any advertisement/marketing. They used it too much, the word means nothing now.

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 10d

Happy first of Halloween month, are you as ready as this guy?

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an elvaan named "Halloweeeeeen". He is wearing Karagoz hat and body which are orange and black and resemble a jester's outfit with a Libra Subligar (or similar subligar), which resemble white briefs style underwear.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12d

The meme reads
"What my dreams look like 5 mins before my alarm puts me in fight or flight"

It's a scene with a metropolitan highway rest stop with a gas station and McDonald's etc along with Jack and Brian all in the Halo ring and other shit

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 12d

I can finally listen to Crashing a Motherfuckin Wedding from Helluva Boss without all the sound effects of the loan sharks being slaughtered it's a good day

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gogomi 🎀 @gogomi.bsky.social · 12d

dollfucked at the tower............. #goglore #ffxi

sketchy drawing of a dead tarutaru in front of a mechanical doll at the bottom of the stairs at delkfutt's tower in FFXI

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 12d

Is this THE Warrenbuffet on FFXI? Sources say probably not which tbh is fine

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Warrenbuffet sitting on a basic chair in a blue poroggo robe

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 13d

Instacart available now in new regions near you like the Greater Jeuno area. Click to find out more.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named Instacart. He is wearing full Inyanga Attire. Location is Port Jeuno.

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FFXI names @xinames.bsky.social · 21d

#FFXI

A Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Bigg mann"

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Cryptids of Asura @cryptidsofasura.bsky.social · 26d

I got the biscuits where's the

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka named "Galkagravy" the galka is wearing valorous armor and no pants.

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Funky Boy @ripfunkyboy.bsky.social · 27d

6 months later, I have finally completed my task of spending all my conquest points.

Took longer than it should have because I bought a house and had to take a break from the game and yadayada but this paid for so much BRD gear it's crazy.