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It’s Justy!

@rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social

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1st Place Winner - “Using the Web”, 2000 San Diego Science Olympiad 3rd Place Winner - Bookkeeping, 2002 Virginia State DECA Meet

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 34m

Mr. Frog from Smiling Friends holding up a group picture of with a creepy grin

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 12h

speaking as an MBA, I'm going to give my educated opinion here and say that, as a business, you don't want that

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 13h

what if Dracula…….. was a confession…………………

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 19h

Matt Christman said something during Trump's first term that's stuck with me when he said, "you can never get the smell of cheeseburger grease out of the Oval Office"

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 19h

we want rock stars and ninjas, not workers. we are engineering momentum and momentumizing engineers. we want people who work 20 hours/week to conceptualize actualizations and actualize conceptualizations. we are making anime real.

salary? (laughs) how does 100 shares IN THE FUTURE sound?!

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

that account mostly just posts something scold-y about masking every so often with the same hash tag and constantly RTs himself. what a fun account.

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

"I don't just sell gravy concepts, I sell gravy solutions"

Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

yep, that's her

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

can't see him now without thinking of St. Jaygarcia Saturn from One Piece

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

good article, but I truly loathe how much sense this makes

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 1d

I enjoyed the FFL games, but probably 3 the most. the series had either a nice coincidence or a great confluence of medium/story because the minimalist graphics of the Game Boy gave the game worlds a desolate/hostile feel

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 2d

ah! AHH!

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 2d

especially not a comparison from a guy who’d be the equivalent of a Cipher Pol 0 goon

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 2d

this is the sort of trenchant literary analysis you can expect from a guy that named his surveillance company Palantír, after the evil seeing stones in LOTR that men can’t look into without going insane

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 4d

imagining this guy in an empty house filling up the whiteboard, the dry erase marker squeaks echoing in the gloom

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 4d

I’m enjoying it a lot more once I found out the odds of winning food are 1 in 5.25, and the Alternative Mode of Entry rules let you get 10 codes and 10 bonus plays a day

McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free breakfast sandwich, small drink, small fries, shake

McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free shake, free cookies, another free shake, free fries

McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free double cheeseburger, free shake, free cookies, free apple pie

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 4d

congrats to China on their new century of dominance

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 5d

(speaking into a $500 microphone while I start a grift as a masculinity crisis podcaster) men used to hunt to make spreads of meat, now men sit to make spreads of sheet…

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 5d

look how low that water line is. someone fire whoever's in charge of NERV's MWR

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 5d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 5d

this is my dream too

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 5d

this is the point where things start to go south in Evangelion: Pen-Pen is dead, and no one's even watching blue

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 6d

god, yes. I was the sort of player that was constantly looking at my sheet to adapt when it came time for my turn in the initiative. last time I played (PF2) we had a druid whose turn would come around and he'd pull out his phone and be like "where am I? what spells do I have?" infuriating!

It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 6d

I hated when people did this in TTRPG sessions, doubly so when they were the kind of player that spaced out until it was their turn

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