It’s Justy!
@rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social
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1st Place Winner - “Using the Web”, 2000 San Diego Science Olympiad 3rd Place Winner - Bookkeeping, 2002 Virginia State DECA Meet
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rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social
imagining this guy in an empty house filling up the whiteboard, the dry erase marker squeaks echoing in the gloom
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I’m enjoying it a lot more once I found out the odds of winning food are 1 in 5.25, and the Alternative Mode of Entry rules let you get 10 codes and 10 bonus plays a day
McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free breakfast sandwich, small drink, small fries, shake McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free shake, free cookies, another free shake, free fries McDonald’s app showing free food prizes from AMOE codes: free double cheeseburger, free shake, free cookies, free apple pie
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congrats to China on their new century of dominance
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(speaking into a $500 microphone while I start a grift as a masculinity crisis podcaster) men used to hunt to make spreads of meat, now men sit to make spreads of sheet…
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look how low that water line is. someone fire whoever's in charge of NERV's MWR
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foldablehuman.bsky.social
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
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this is the point where things start to go south in Evangelion: Pen-Pen is dead, and no one's even watching blue
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god, yes. I was the sort of player that was constantly looking at my sheet to adapt when it came time for my turn in the initiative. last time I played (PF2) we had a druid whose turn would come around and he'd pull out his phone and be like "where am I? what spells do I have?" infuriating!
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I hated when people did this in TTRPG sessions, doubly so when they were the kind of player that spaced out until it was their turn
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IF THIS SPOOKINESS OFFENDS YOU I’LL HELP YOU PACK
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Law and Order mixed with Welcome to Dorley Hall
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I have a confession to make: when I can remember it’s on, I enjoy playing the Monopoly game at McDonald’s
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I have a generic “people who suck” list for super-belligerent shitheads and some guy got so mad about it he made five different blocklists and put me on all of them
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the answer is both social media and acute money poisoning
rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social
when I have Subway for lunch, I'm never like "I regret doing this" tbh
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sleeve of saltines with a Diet Coke... for breakfast.
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maybe this all takes place in an ecosystem I don't observe so I'm not looking at this correctly, but it does seem like there's so many Z-grade conservative podcast hacks now that it'd be hard for anyone one of them to gain a Kirk-level of influence unless, like Kirk, they were initially astroturfed
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saw some kid put one of the foam balls at the indoor playground in his mouth and I audibly went “oh no”
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it was a nice place too! would stop there with my mom when I’d drive her to Dover Downs
rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social
always split aces and 8s, never split 10s, never double when a dealer shows an ace, and never do insurance
rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social
Said it before, and I’ll say it again: sucks being ruled by fascist nazi dorks
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not only that, but they’re making the same mistakes proponents of NFTs and the metaverse made just a few years ago