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Robert Ramsay

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Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food. Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · Oct 18

My book is a real scientific explanation of real magic, thirty years in the making. Paperback and e-book available from Amazon :-)
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The Engineering of Coincidence: a scientific explanation of magic

Shared via Kindle. Description: “Magic is the engineering of coincidence”Fireballs. Wands. Turning people into frogs. Everyone knows that wizards like Harry Potter are fictional. But ...

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 2h

Ooh I have that one somewhere

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

So basically, dogs can smell time.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

This is lovely 🙂
I learned a while ago that the ability of dogs to know when their owners are coming home is because they know how long you've been away from the decline of your smell in the house over time.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

Is that their doorbell?

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

More of a 'single entendre' really 😁

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John Shields @avochie.bsky.social · 4h

It was confused Reform-supporters having to bite off the end of non-vegan tampons that kicked off the great 2026 National Trust Mutiny.

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

Masterful stuff, sir!

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

One thing I've learned from vegan friends is that you basically have to become the Sherlock Holmes of food, drink and everything else.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

"FUCK OFF NIGEL YOU TEDIOUS PRICK"

a man with a beard wearing a crown is surrounded by clouds and says " get on with it "

Alt: God is surrounded by clouds and says " get on with it "

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

He looks like Stan Lee doing a cameo in the '70's Spider-man films.

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

I was not expecting someone calling themselves 'Kid Rock' to look like that.

Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 3h

"Sir, I cannot help what you think."

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 3h

Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957

To Who
J. Alastair Frisby
Who
Told Me I Would Never Have A Book Published
And
Advised me
To
Get a job selling jellied eels
SUCKS TO YOU, FRISBY

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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 5h

"I didn't want to get my tits out, but the record company insisted."

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 18h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but