RobotSausage
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RobotSausage
@robotsausage.bsky.social
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I cycle everywhere. Yes, the bus helps for the longer treks, because time is money. Being paid to do it is good. You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Veteran of Froobworld for nearly 2 years now. No swear word is off limits. Sorry.
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I can barely see the green one.

Geezus...
Every last #redstate deserves what happens, soon.

And I hope it ruins so many of them. For decades.

And I hope they learn why.
MAGA can tell me to “cry harder” all day long, but they know damn well they didn’t vote for ballrooms and breadlines.

They know.

They’re just too damn stubborn, stupid and scared to admit it.
The president of the united states is a drug user.

his eldest son is a coke head.

his middle son is an f-ing meat whistle.

his youngest son's father is #JustinTrudeau

Should I continue?

Also: normalize lowercase letters to address people like #trump.
Trump: "The president of Colombia is a drug dealer."
In my mission to find a seat at a bar, I rolled into a packed BPs south in Red Deer just when the grand slam happened. lol
Me: Get in the boat.
trump: But I don't–
Me: Get in the FUCKING boat. *click* I am not asking.
Me: Don't look up.
*remote controls the boat out into the bay*
10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.

6 people dead this time.

Not a single arrest made.

Not an ounce recovered.

Not a shred of evidence provided.
The PA system will be playing the song "Thank Heaven, For Little Girls" over and over and over again.
You kinda want to feel bad for the makers of Hamburger Helper. They've just been minding their own business (I think?) and suddenly, "hey, you're the symbol of Americans scrounging for cheap, ultra-processed food!"

#HamburgerHelper #USeconomy #AllAboardTheFailboat

I make it from scratch.
I wonder if scott understands that he will be arrested eventually, simply due to his sexually?

It's coming. The #trumpadministration is still working their way down the list.

That second amendment is looking pretty East Wing these days.
"Ask your mom."
"Ask your dad."

lol.. wow.

There's no shame in leaving for a better country at this point. Do it before they bring back the draft. Apparently Venezuela is on the menu now.
Could you imagine, a career where someone asks, "so what's he really famous for?"

"Well... there was the 'you can dooooo it!' catchphrase from that one movie, and also 'makin' copies!' in his SNL days."

I can't think of anything notable.
Hey, is #America watering their crops with #Brawndo yet? Is that the stage they're at?

It has electrolytes.
To be fair, rob thinks he's funny. And for some reason, his friends let him believe it.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
Pretty fucking bad when governors of US states have to side with #Canada over #POTUS

#trump #POS

Come to Canada again. We dare ya. #chickenshit
I heard that they'll have "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" playing on repeat.
The word is "accustomed." Aryan guy can't even use the right words.
Step onto Canadian soil, and maybe he gets terminated.
It's probably all of trump's shit. #trump is likely getting ready to flee the country before the ##epsteinfiles are released.
Did anyone spot moving vans outside the White House recently that could have been used to remove precious, historic furniture, mantel pieces, fixtures, chandeliers, lamps, and portraits from the East Wing to safety?
I smell a #JoeBiden health marathon coming on #foxnews.
Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
Do the #Canucks think they're going to beat another NHL team by lobbing 4 shots per period?
*end of October
Totally would not shock me if he just bulldozes the entire White House by the end of his term.
Factual, but changes nothing. lol