RobotSausage
@robotsausage.bsky.social
I cycle everywhere. #RedDeer #Alberta is the perfect city for it.
You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for nearly 2 years now.
No swear word is off limits.
Sorry.
You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for nearly 2 years now.
No swear word is off limits.
Sorry.
Why do those who think they're part of the master race always look like it's made out of spare parts?
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Why do those who think they're part of the master race always look like it's made out of spare parts?
Alright #Canadians, time to #boycott the #AmbassadorBridge.
Make the sacrifice.
Keep yapping, #trump. Your nation will plunge into economic darkness faster than you can say "CHYna."
Source: CBS News
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Make the sacrifice.
Keep yapping, #trump. Your nation will plunge into economic darkness faster than you can say "CHYna."
Source: CBS News
share.google/5sinaoifrx7n...
Ambassador Bridge owner reportedly met with federal official hours before Trump's post on Gordie Howe bridge
The owner of the Ambassador Bridge met with U.S. Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick hours before President Trump threatened to block the opening of the Gordie Howe International Bridge, the New York...
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February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Alright #Canadians, time to #boycott the #AmbassadorBridge.
Make the sacrifice.
Keep yapping, #trump. Your nation will plunge into economic darkness faster than you can say "CHYna."
Source: CBS News
share.google/5sinaoifrx7n...
Make the sacrifice.
Keep yapping, #trump. Your nation will plunge into economic darkness faster than you can say "CHYna."
Source: CBS News
share.google/5sinaoifrx7n...
#trump to people he hired in his administration or cabinet:
"I know many of you are in the #epsteinfiles. Only I can protect you, so welcome aboard."
"I know many of you are in the #epsteinfiles. Only I can protect you, so welcome aboard."
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
#trump to people he hired in his administration or cabinet:
"I know many of you are in the #epsteinfiles. Only I can protect you, so welcome aboard."
"I know many of you are in the #epsteinfiles. Only I can protect you, so welcome aboard."
scalise always looks like he's having baseball diamond flashbacks when he's standing up there with #grindrmike.
Where is the SCOTUS ruling on tariffs?
I’m happy about this but what a fucking sneaky weasel Johnson is. How Christian it is to cheat in so many ways. And Treason?
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
I’m happy about this but what a fucking sneaky weasel Johnson is. How Christian it is to cheat in so many ways. And Treason?
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
House Defeats Republican Bid to Block Votes on Trump’s Tariffs
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
scalise always looks like he's having baseball diamond flashbacks when he's standing up there with #grindrmike.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If your economy us the greatest ever, you don't need to get the word out.
That'd be like a well-endowed male porn star having to e-mail everyone about his situation.
In this case, America is becoming a micro-peen limp dick economy.
That'd be like a well-endowed male porn star having to e-mail everyone about his situation.
In this case, America is becoming a micro-peen limp dick economy.
Trump: "I'm popular and I've done well. I think we have the greatest economy, actually, ever in history. We have to get the word out."
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If your economy us the greatest ever, you don't need to get the word out.
That'd be like a well-endowed male porn star having to e-mail everyone about his situation.
In this case, America is becoming a micro-peen limp dick economy.
That'd be like a well-endowed male porn star having to e-mail everyone about his situation.
In this case, America is becoming a micro-peen limp dick economy.
No.
You don't get to pull something out and then admit you were wrong in this case by reversing course.
#drmehmetoz should, at the very least, resign and have whatever doctor licensing permanently revoked.
Frankly, I think he should be jailed.
You don't get to pull something out and then admit you were wrong in this case by reversing course.
#drmehmetoz should, at the very least, resign and have whatever doctor licensing permanently revoked.
Frankly, I think he should be jailed.
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
No.
You don't get to pull something out and then admit you were wrong in this case by reversing course.
#drmehmetoz should, at the very least, resign and have whatever doctor licensing permanently revoked.
Frankly, I think he should be jailed.
You don't get to pull something out and then admit you were wrong in this case by reversing course.
#drmehmetoz should, at the very least, resign and have whatever doctor licensing permanently revoked.
Frankly, I think he should be jailed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Reposted by RobotSausage
Reposted by RobotSausage
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
The alt-reich: "What?! What did he just– how dare he use God like that?!"
#BadBunny #superbowl #TheAdultsAreInCharge
#BadBunny #superbowl #TheAdultsAreInCharge
Bad Bunny sends a message at the Super Bowl:
"God Bless America"
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"God Bless America"
"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The alt-reich: "What?! What did he just– how dare he use God like that?!"
#BadBunny #superbowl #TheAdultsAreInCharge
#BadBunny #superbowl #TheAdultsAreInCharge
mmm.
Details are hard.
Maybe #TPUSA should consider hiring based on merit, and not whiteness.
Pretty embarrassing.
#TheWorldIsWatching #laughing
Details are hard.
Maybe #TPUSA should consider hiring based on merit, and not whiteness.
Pretty embarrassing.
#TheWorldIsWatching #laughing
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
mmm.
Details are hard.
Maybe #TPUSA should consider hiring based on merit, and not whiteness.
Pretty embarrassing.
#TheWorldIsWatching #laughing
Details are hard.
Maybe #TPUSA should consider hiring based on merit, and not whiteness.
Pretty embarrassing.
#TheWorldIsWatching #laughing
Billie Joe Armstrong changes the lyrics during Super Bowl pre-game concert:
"The representative from Epstein's Island has the floor"
"The representative from Epstein's Island has the floor"
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Conservative politicians can't seem to go one interview without saying "sex."
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Conservative politicians can't seem to go one interview without saying "sex."
Welp.
Better start exploring the concept of #UBI before we're left in the dust with high unemployment.
Better start exploring the concept of #UBI before we're left in the dust with high unemployment.
Dario Amodei, the chief executive of Anthropic, has predicted that artificial intelligence could displace half of all entry-level white collar jobs within five years.
Opinion | The Democrats Again Risk Losing Voters They Take for Granted
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Welp.
Better start exploring the concept of #UBI before we're left in the dust with high unemployment.
Better start exploring the concept of #UBI before we're left in the dust with high unemployment.
Anyone else pondering the decision by #starlink ( #elonmusk ) to halt russian military use of their internet?
Could it possibly be a pathetic (though useful to #Ukraine) olive branch by musk to say, "sorry I was in the #epsteinfiles- will this make it better?"
Could it possibly be a pathetic (though useful to #Ukraine) olive branch by musk to say, "sorry I was in the #epsteinfiles- will this make it better?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Anyone else pondering the decision by #starlink ( #elonmusk ) to halt russian military use of their internet?
Could it possibly be a pathetic (though useful to #Ukraine) olive branch by musk to say, "sorry I was in the #epsteinfiles- will this make it better?"
Could it possibly be a pathetic (though useful to #Ukraine) olive branch by musk to say, "sorry I was in the #epsteinfiles- will this make it better?"
Mhm. Good answer. Yes.
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Mhm. Good answer. Yes.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by RobotSausage
MAGA: “I ain’t watching the halftime show!!!! I’m watching the pro-family TPUSA one headlined by KID ROCK MAGAAA!!!!”
Kid Rock song:
“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”
Kid Rock song:
“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
MAGA: “I ain’t watching the halftime show!!!! I’m watching the pro-family TPUSA one headlined by KID ROCK MAGAAA!!!!”
Kid Rock song:
“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”
Kid Rock song:
“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”
Somehow, this will inexplicably anger #trump fans.
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Somehow, this will inexplicably anger #trump fans.
I heard Renee dragged the ICE officer 5 miles.
Sorry, wait.. I fantasized that.
Sorry, wait.. I fantasized that.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I heard Renee dragged the ICE officer 5 miles.
Sorry, wait.. I fantasized that.
Sorry, wait.. I fantasized that.
Ended up at karaoke on my 50th birthday.
The number of skilled singers tonight has been off the charts.
Except.. some shithead who couldn't sing his way out of a mob trial chose a duet.
Picture by kid rock and Sheryl Crow.
Her voice, great. His? Likely how kid rock will sound on Sunday.
The number of skilled singers tonight has been off the charts.
Except.. some shithead who couldn't sing his way out of a mob trial chose a duet.
Picture by kid rock and Sheryl Crow.
Her voice, great. His? Likely how kid rock will sound on Sunday.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Ended up at karaoke on my 50th birthday.
The number of skilled singers tonight has been off the charts.
Except.. some shithead who couldn't sing his way out of a mob trial chose a duet.
Picture by kid rock and Sheryl Crow.
Her voice, great. His? Likely how kid rock will sound on Sunday.
The number of skilled singers tonight has been off the charts.
Except.. some shithead who couldn't sing his way out of a mob trial chose a duet.
Picture by kid rock and Sheryl Crow.
Her voice, great. His? Likely how kid rock will sound on Sunday.
The world didn't even do that to GW. Bush. At least not that I recall.
"These videos of JD Vance getting booed belong to all of us. We are the world, and we all deserve to see JD Vance getting booed. But in the meantime, I decided I'd do this for you guys. Just a little weekend treat." @timmiller.bsky.social:
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The world didn't even do that to GW. Bush. At least not that I recall.
Barely an apology.
And who the fuck names their daughter "Harris"?
What is it with American first names?
Reince? What even is that?
And who the fuck names their daughter "Harris"?
What is it with American first names?
Reince? What even is that?
Fox host Harris Faulkner has to correct herself after confidently declaring that Bad Bunny is not American.
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Barely an apology.
And who the fuck names their daughter "Harris"?
What is it with American first names?
Reince? What even is that?
And who the fuck names their daughter "Harris"?
What is it with American first names?
Reince? What even is that?