RobotSausage
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RobotSausage
@robotsausage.bsky.social
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I cycle everywhere. Yes, the bus helps for the longer treks, because time is money. Being paid to do it is good. You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Veteran of Froobworld for nearly 2 years now. No swear word is off limits. Sorry.
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I wonder if scott understands that he will be arrested eventually, simply due to his sexually?

It's coming. The #trumpadministration is still working their way down the list.

That second amendment is looking pretty East Wing these days.
"Ask your mom."
"Ask your dad."

lol.. wow.

There's no shame in leaving for a better country at this point. Do it before they bring back the draft. Apparently Venezuela is on the menu now.
Could you imagine, a career where someone asks, "so what's he really famous for?"

"Well... there was the 'you can dooooo it!' catchphrase from that one movie, and also 'makin' copies!' in his SNL days."

I can't think of anything notable.
Hey, is #America watering their crops with #Brawndo yet? Is that the stage they're at?

It has electrolytes.
To be fair, rob thinks he's funny. And for some reason, his friends let him believe it.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
Pretty fucking bad when governors of US states have to side with #Canada over #POTUS

#trump #POS

Come to Canada again. We dare ya. #chickenshit
I heard that they'll have "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" playing on repeat.
The word is "accustomed." Aryan guy can't even use the right words.
Step onto Canadian soil, and maybe he gets terminated.
It's probably all of trump's shit. #trump is likely getting ready to flee the country before the ##epsteinfiles are released.
Did anyone spot moving vans outside the White House recently that could have been used to remove precious, historic furniture, mantel pieces, fixtures, chandeliers, lamps, and portraits from the East Wing to safety?
I smell a #JoeBiden health marathon coming on #foxnews.
Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
Do the #Canucks think they're going to beat another NHL team by lobbing 4 shots per period?
*end of October
Totally would not shock me if he just bulldozes the entire White House by the end of his term.
Factual, but changes nothing. lol
Literally the problem I've been pointing out for the past decade. Too many people cheering for their team, even if their team currently sucks.
#trump could be live on all news outlets, balls-deep in a puppy, and #mikejohnson would say he's heard nothing about that.

I cleaned up that last paragraph because I had a different thought on what he was doing, but let's not cross that line out of respect for readers of the #BlueskyApp.
Mike Johnson has not heard anything about the entire East Wing being demolished and cannot speak to that.
Sometimes, Dr. Stea throws a straight fast ball over the plate instead of a funnyball.

Poor mitchell struck out anyway. mitchell couldn't hit the honest side of a barn.
Outstanding.

I love it when people like #karolineleavitt says the quiet part out loud.

Feel good about that, #MAGA kids? #trump doesn't see #Americans as a top priority.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
You laugh, but the ballroom will undoubtedly have a kitchen. There's nothing stopping him at this point.