RobotSausage
@robotsausage.bsky.social
I cycle everywhere. Yes, the bus helps for the longer treks, because time is money. Being paid to do it is good.
You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for nearly 2 years now.
No swear word is off limits.
Sorry.
You can't stop me from playing Minecraft. Trusted rank on Froobworld, resident for nearly 2 years now.
No swear word is off limits.
Sorry.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles in #TimesNewRoman.
International law should suspend the passports for all members of #Congress until this is done, as this is a series of crimes that spans the globe. Lock those fucks down.
International law should suspend the passports for all members of #Congress until this is done, as this is a series of crimes that spans the globe. Lock those fucks down.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor Antony Blinken’s decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move.
Lol make fonts great again 🤣🤣
Lol make fonts great again 🤣🤣
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles in #TimesNewRoman.
International law should suspend the passports for all members of #Congress until this is done, as this is a series of crimes that spans the globe. Lock those fucks down.
International law should suspend the passports for all members of #Congress until this is done, as this is a series of crimes that spans the globe. Lock those fucks down.
Speculation:
putin is unofficially one of the richest men in terms of assets, in the world.
The easiest way to buy an American politician is to offer them a chunk of money sitting for them tax-free in an offshore account.
How am I wrong?
putin is unofficially one of the richest men in terms of assets, in the world.
The easiest way to buy an American politician is to offer them a chunk of money sitting for them tax-free in an offshore account.
How am I wrong?
What we’re seeing with the US is a systematic self-dismantling of a Western country.
I’m baffled. Why?
Yes, Trump is a Russian agent. He has to be. But why is everyone in his government going along with this?
I’m baffled. Why?
Yes, Trump is a Russian agent. He has to be. But why is everyone in his government going along with this?
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Speculation:
putin is unofficially one of the richest men in terms of assets, in the world.
The easiest way to buy an American politician is to offer them a chunk of money sitting for them tax-free in an offshore account.
How am I wrong?
putin is unofficially one of the richest men in terms of assets, in the world.
The easiest way to buy an American politician is to offer them a chunk of money sitting for them tax-free in an offshore account.
How am I wrong?
Reposted by RobotSausage
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
....by telling #Americans to buy less dolls or pencils for their kids.
" #merrychristmas and fuck you", is the official #republican holiday message.
Trump seeks to reassure Americans that US economy is healthy search.app/Cim31
" #merrychristmas and fuck you", is the official #republican holiday message.
Trump seeks to reassure Americans that US economy is healthy search.app/Cim31
Trump seeks to reassure Americans that US economy is healthy
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
....by telling #Americans to buy less dolls or pencils for their kids.
" #merrychristmas and fuck you", is the official #republican holiday message.
Trump seeks to reassure Americans that US economy is healthy search.app/Cim31
" #merrychristmas and fuck you", is the official #republican holiday message.
Trump seeks to reassure Americans that US economy is healthy search.app/Cim31
Why hasn't the #USmilitary bombed the #Sackler opioid facilities?
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Why hasn't the #USmilitary bombed the #Sackler opioid facilities?
The land of the free
And the home of the brave
Now need 5 years of social media posts to see if you said anything negative about the giant man child president?
Not a serious nation
Not a serious president
#fucktrump
And the home of the brave
Now need 5 years of social media posts to see if you said anything negative about the giant man child president?
Not a serious nation
Not a serious president
#fucktrump
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'll actually be disappointed if it isn't.
Not because I want there to be a war (it'll be like a high school bully fighting preschoolers anyway), but because I like predictability.
It comes down to being happy to be disappointed.
Not because I want there to be a war (it'll be like a high school bully fighting preschoolers anyway), but because I like predictability.
It comes down to being happy to be disappointed.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'll actually be disappointed if it isn't.
Not because I want there to be a war (it'll be like a high school bully fighting preschoolers anyway), but because I like predictability.
It comes down to being happy to be disappointed.
Not because I want there to be a war (it'll be like a high school bully fighting preschoolers anyway), but because I like predictability.
It comes down to being happy to be disappointed.
Just a friendly reminder that if you use speakerphone on a bus, you're as bad as any dictator in human history.
*GRIN*
*GRIN*
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just a friendly reminder that if you use speakerphone on a bus, you're as bad as any dictator in human history.
*GRIN*
*GRIN*
Keep digging your holes, #trumpadministration.
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history, Trump administration says search.app/oDY8s
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history, Trump administration says search.app/oDY8s
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history, Trump administration says
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
search.app
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Keep digging your holes, #trumpadministration.
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history, Trump administration says search.app/oDY8s
Foreign tourists may have to disclose 5 years of social media history, Trump administration says search.app/oDY8s
#trump is on video raping children.
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#trump is on video raping children.
What the fuck does #mtg know about kindness?
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
What the fuck does #mtg know about kindness?
Almost daily someone wants to tell me that I should mind my own business and stay out of US "politics". So almost daily I have to remind them that Trumpism affects global economics, environment and peace. I'll do what every concerned global citizen should do. I'll express my opinion. Loudly.
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This from a country with a below average number of passport holders.
"Europe is framed almost exclusively in terms of demographic decline and political malaise, rather than as a region whose stability underpins U.S. strategic posture." This is what you get when American culture determines foreign policy.
New National Security Strategy Is Heavy on Rhetoric, Light on Detail
Without explaining how national means can be used to achieve desired ends, the strategy is just empty rhetoric.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This from a country with a below average number of passport holders.
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To be clear, the Epstein Files would’ve been released by now in full if the orange felon and other rich MAGA lunatics weren’t in them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be clear, the Epstein Files would’ve been released by now in full if the orange felon and other rich MAGA lunatics weren’t in them.
Dear people of the #EU: Not if, but when you see someone with a #Canadian flag sewn into their backpack, it is your duty to quiz them on Canadian facts. I'm certain you can think of a few.
When you're confident the person is actually American, please ensure they pay a lot more to travel there.
When you're confident the person is actually American, please ensure they pay a lot more to travel there.
The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
she makes sean spicer seem like a decent human.
Since we're always seeing her, absent husband or child....who the hell is she to say someone else is an absent parent?
Karoline Leavitt’s Detained Relative Torches Her From ICE Custody
Source: TheDailyBeast
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Karoline Leavitt’s Detained Relative Torches Her From ICE Custody
Source: TheDailyBeast
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Karoline Leavitt’s Detained Relative Torches Her From ICE Custody - NewsBreak
The mother of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew has come out swinging from inside ICE custody , blasting Leavitt for her “disgusting” a
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December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
she makes sean spicer seem like a decent human.
#trump sure loves his #quidproquo.
#corruption in plain sight.
When will most #Americans wake the fuck up?
Source: BBC
search.app/Jta1H
#corruption in plain sight.
When will most #Americans wake the fuck up?
Source: BBC
search.app/Jta1H
Trump criticises Henry Cuellar over not switching parties after pardon
Texas Representative Henry Cuellar is running for re-election as a Democrat after Trump pardoned him.
search.app
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#trump sure loves his #quidproquo.
#corruption in plain sight.
When will most #Americans wake the fuck up?
Source: BBC
search.app/Jta1H
#corruption in plain sight.
When will most #Americans wake the fuck up?
Source: BBC
search.app/Jta1H
What is the point of "Tones and I"? What the fuck is it? I hate to sound old but this isn't singing.
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What is the point of "Tones and I"? What the fuck is it? I hate to sound old but this isn't singing.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I demand that the US put #tomcotton in the water clinging onto a half destroyed boat, and tell us he's fine.
#petehegseth #secretaryofmurder
Source: NBC News
search.app/GLrKw
#petehegseth #secretaryofmurder
Source: NBC News
search.app/GLrKw
Sen. Tom Cotton says survivors of first September boat strike 'were not incapacitated'
Cotton, who chairs the Senate Intelligence Committee, also argued that the president doesn't need to seek congressional approval if he continues the strikes past the window designated by law.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I demand that the US put #tomcotton in the water clinging onto a half destroyed boat, and tell us he's fine.
#petehegseth #secretaryofmurder
Source: NBC News
search.app/GLrKw
#petehegseth #secretaryofmurder
Source: NBC News
search.app/GLrKw
Yeah, so fucking help the countries that need it most so people don't HAVE to immigrate. Fuck, it's so simple. Even a realtor should be able to figure it out.
Source: NBC News
search.app/DLrvs
Source: NBC News
search.app/DLrvs
Europe will be 'unrecognizable' in 20 years due to immigration, White House strategy document claims
Political experts told NBC News that the reports' language regarding "civilization erasure" and immigration echoes "great replacement theory."
search.app
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah, so fucking help the countries that need it most so people don't HAVE to immigrate. Fuck, it's so simple. Even a realtor should be able to figure it out.
Source: NBC News
search.app/DLrvs
Source: NBC News
search.app/DLrvs
Only if its a #republican member of #CONgress.
Isn't assaulting a member of Congress a federal crime?
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Only if its a #republican member of #CONgress.
Congratulations to #America for becoming a #post-democracy!
According to reports, ICE is arresting people for protesting. www.aclu.org/news/nationa...
NSPM-7 is making being part of a group critical of the President a crime, and arresting people.
This is really really bad.
NSPM-7 is making being part of a group critical of the President a crime, and arresting people.
This is really really bad.
How NSPM-7 Seeks to Use "Domestic Terrorism" to Target Nonprofits and Activists | ACLU
What President Donald Trump’s latest memorandum targeting civil society does, does not, and cannot do.
www.aclu.org
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Congratulations to #America for becoming a #post-democracy!
I hate it when people assume things.
Which is also way too fast for a multiuse path. That’s an e-moto with pedals
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I hate it when people assume things.