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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · Nov 22

BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 10h

Insane.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 12h

I’m well aware.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to gain 100 more lbs, but I need about 75 of those lbs to go to my ass.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

But I ordered a beer.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Not to get political, but I fucking love October baseball.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

More people should be buying me a beer right now.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

That really was one of the best chest workouts I’ve had in quite some time. I think I’m actually gonna have sore pecs tomorrow.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that there isn't a Fall Out Boy cover band called Radio Active Man irritates me to no end

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Ah. That too.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

I seriously thought I was about to lose it. I’m amazed I got it up.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Probably worth it, though.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

This was my very last set after 2 full hours of Chest and Shoulders. I almost died. 😅

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

I like how in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge sees ghosts and his first thought is, “Oh, I must have food poisoning.”

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

How do I get a company to sponsor me? A company like Burger King. I want a lifetime of free Burger King.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Ah no, my friends are the opposite of that.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

More like finding a thing to do, asking your friends if they want to do that thing, and they all say yes, and now you have plans.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2d

Too powerful.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago Cubs baseball.

a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2d

I contain multitudes.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2d

I like gym.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2d

I love plans.

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks!

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3d

Sleeping with a shirt on and no pants like Winnie the fucking Pooh.

My shoulders get cold. 🥲

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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3d

Wide.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 3d

It’s all about lighting.

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