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BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶
Floss your teeth tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Now that Thanksgiving is over.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Guy who shows up to Thanksgiving genuinely excited to celebrate the pilgrims.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“The Cousin Walk” but it’s just a couple of 3-year olds.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I need to start doing my due diligence before the holidays because tell me why I just suffered through a mashed potatoless Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My dad said I was “too dressed up.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The end.
#crochet 🧶
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If a person was born an immortal, but they didn’t know they were an immortal, what age would they start to get suspicious?
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love shorts and snow flurry weather.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My biggest gripe with traditional Thanksgiving food is that all the desserts are like pumpkin, apple, pecan, whatever, and there is such a glaring absence of chocolate.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“If Thanksgiving food was actually good, why don’t people eat it all year round?”

I do.

I do eat it all year round.

No, I’m not regularly cooking 20 lb turkeys, but mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, green bean casserole, stuffing, gravy… yeah, I eat those things all the time.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can hear it getting cold outside.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
70 squares (feet for scale).
#crochet 🧶
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My favorite Star Wars movie is the last four episodes of The Clone Wars.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My horoscopes are always trying to tell me what my love life is doing, but I need the stars and planets to understand that I don’t have one of those.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If they made pre-workout cigarettes, I’d probably take up smoking.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Current blanket: 49 squares
Just made: 21 more squares

Will 70 total squares be enough?
Time will tell. #crochet 🧶
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I can’t wait for Strange Things to come out so we can finally be done.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Walking Dead has too many spinoffs. How many zombie problems can there possibly be?
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Welcome to Derry would be a lot better if any of the characters were remotely interesting.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who needs sleep when you can just toss and turn and regret your life choices?
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I just want to hang out with friends and get hammered on IPAs. Is that too much to ask?
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I could really go for a fancy cheeseburger.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The fact that “A Minecraft Movie” is number one…
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Buffy revival should bring back Michelle Branch.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM