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rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

the way im finna go eat a pound of taco pizza rolls rn

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

this a valid response idk why they reacting like this crazy

🎃Spooky Kit-Kat🇹🇹 @keeksreal.bsky.social · 21h

I rather suck dick in front my momma

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 21h

Would you date someone from work?

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

I’m only on chapter 2 but this is TUFF.

If you’re a wrestling fan that loves comics, I promise this is gonna be a BANGER.

Steve ‘Stevesie’ Gregson @roboticsteve.bsky.social · Feb 26

Chapters 1-3 of Ring Cats can now be read at @globalcomix.com

It’s a FREE over the top Wrestling comic featuring feisty feline wrestlers - but you don’t have to know anything about Wrestling to jump in!

globalcomix.com/c/ring-cats

There’s now over 100 pages, but more is on the way!

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

lmao the admin password was admin.

Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 14h

You: they got triple encrypted processor nobody can get in *mashed keyboard* ok I’m in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

okay so I DID hack my high school’s security network to disable the content blockers on the laptops but I never got caught for that.

Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 14h

Look like you hacked the pentagon and got caught 🤣🤣

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Man I’ve never even gotten a SPEEDING TICKET 😭

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Can’t even take edibles no more because of the weed migraines.

I hate it here.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Keeks I thought you was like 19

🎃Spooky Kit-Kat🇹🇹 @keeksreal.bsky.social · 14h

Let me see you at 21

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Mannnnnnnn IM A GOOD NOODLE

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Damn I look like a criminal? 😭

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Man I’ve never even gotten a SPEEDING TICKET 😭

The BBQ Man @deejay.blacksky.app · 14h

This so funny because I was getting ready to ask 😂😂😂

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

It’s a college ID 😭

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

DAMN NIGGA

rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

This is not a mugshot. 😭

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

Let me see you at 21

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

My first ever drink was Viniq, Absolut Lime, Mountain Dew Voltage, and a Blue Raspberry drink mix stick, out of a 2 liter Dr. Perky bottle.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 14h

I coulda ate a folding chair with a bottle of ketchup for all I cared. 😭😭😭

Jackal @ THE ARMORY @prettyboyjackal.blacksky.app · 15h

Brother dat drank turn everythang hot n greasy into a delectable 🤣🤣🤣

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

FUSHIGI!!!

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

She ain’t talked in 4 hours.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

500mg had me time traveling between blinks while I laid under a couch in my underwear, scream laughing at a Zyrtec commercial on loop

Mother of Parrots @cherrylimenerd.blacksky.app · 18h

So I just took a 7000mg gummy.

I have not had one of these since well before my surgery back in July.

And I’m in these streets.

What could possib-lie go wrong?

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

I don’t miss my drinking days but I definitely miss the superpowers.

I cleared 4 grande burritos and an entire 12 soft taco party pack from Taco Bell off a fifth of Peach Paul Masson mixed with Absolut once.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

The only times I was horny drunk was college and that wasn’t the alcohol’s fault. Everybody was in heat. 😭

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

Alcohol ain’t never made me horny. If anything, don’t fuckin touch me, I’m hot.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

I get hot and go sit in away by myself looking angry as hell when really I’m watching SpongeBob episodes in my head.

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 16h

What kind of “drunk” are you?

I’m the sentimental one 😭 I always be wanting to tell everyone I love and appreciate them lol.

I also pee a lot.

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rome. @romewithadot.com · 15h

Bojack Horseman taught me that people are absolutely not inherently good.

Lux "Nightmare" Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 15h

BOJACK: Is change possible? Am I good deep down?

ME: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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