12/23 MenacingMistletoe🎄🇹🇹🇧🇧
@keeksreal.bsky.social
Caribbean Queen of Chaos🇹🇹🇧🇧
Gay upon request🏳️🌈
Tinkerthot🫶🏾
Capricorn😇♑️
Me 🤝🏾 Greek Mythology 🤝🏾 Harry Potter 🤝🏾 Anime 🤝🏾 Asian Dramas🤝🏾Formula 1
Tinkerthot🫶🏾
#BlackSky
Gay upon request🏳️🌈
Tinkerthot🫶🏾
Capricorn😇♑️
Me 🤝🏾 Greek Mythology 🤝🏾 Harry Potter 🤝🏾 Anime 🤝🏾 Asian Dramas🤝🏾Formula 1
Tinkerthot🫶🏾
#BlackSky
Pinned
Minding my bidness in the bank and a man next to me on the phone tail end of the convo
“I told her and showed her I’m 10 hard and she left and blocked me”
TEN HARD?!?!?!?? Excuse THE FUCK outta me
“I told her and showed her I’m 10 hard and she left and blocked me”
TEN HARD?!?!?!?? Excuse THE FUCK outta me
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Minding my bidness in the bank and a man next to me on the phone tail end of the convo
“I told her and showed her I’m 10 hard and she left and blocked me”
TEN HARD?!?!?!?? Excuse THE FUCK outta me
“I told her and showed her I’m 10 hard and she left and blocked me”
TEN HARD?!?!?!?? Excuse THE FUCK outta me
I agree or my personal fave Carite
(tilapia is the best fish)
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I agree or my personal fave Carite
My knees be SCREAMING
riding is torture 😒 who came up with that shit
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My knees be SCREAMING
Listen i had a wooden spoon i loved that spoon that spoon is in professional family pictures cause i would lose my shit when they took it away
35% of the "toys" I had growing up were just random items my grandma recycled and threw in my toy bin 😭
Parents - You have Montessori at home if you'll take away the tablets & phones. The littlest ones are only addicted because of your choice. Put your phone down & delay their introduction to them.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Listen i had a wooden spoon i loved that spoon that spoon is in professional family pictures cause i would lose my shit when they took it away
I’ll be a catnapper so bad the neighborhood cats will tell the other cats about me
“Every-time we go over they we disappear, Chris went over they for water 2 weeks ago I ain’t seen him since”
“Every-time we go over they we disappear, Chris went over they for water 2 weeks ago I ain’t seen him since”
I put a blanket in a box outside and some cat foot just incase a kitty came by and needed somewhere warm to sleep and was hungry. Why’d we get a kitty?? 😭😭😭 I wanted to go outside so fucking bad, but I just let it eat 😭
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’ll be a catnapper so bad the neighborhood cats will tell the other cats about me
“Every-time we go over they we disappear, Chris went over they for water 2 weeks ago I ain’t seen him since”
“Every-time we go over they we disappear, Chris went over they for water 2 weeks ago I ain’t seen him since”
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
YESSSS LORDDDDD
shout out to the birthday girl 🎉🥳
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
YESSSS LORDDDDD
@meekayelah.bsky.social was posting ass and NOBODY sent out a SOS for me to come see FOUR of yall got my number yall FAKE AS HELLLL
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@meekayelah.bsky.social was posting ass and NOBODY sent out a SOS for me to come see FOUR of yall got my number yall FAKE AS HELLLL
Yall are actually really sweet i truly appreciate it and i promise I’m fine my mom made sure and be overbearingly loving so I won’t spiral and everything happened in a 4-6 week period I’ve honestly come to terms with and accepted everything except the threats from Venezuela i would NEVER accept that
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Yall are actually really sweet i truly appreciate it and i promise I’m fine my mom made sure and be overbearingly loving so I won’t spiral and everything happened in a 4-6 week period I’ve honestly come to terms with and accepted everything except the threats from Venezuela i would NEVER accept that
Every last one actually 😭😭😭
Out of all the problems you currently have, would money solve more or less of them ?
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Every last one actually 😭😭😭
Hated my BPD meds bad bad in highschool… woke up tied down in the hospital and my momma crying cause i blocked out randomly and hurt myself real bad… never stopped taking it since
5. What happened for you to understand how serious mental health can be ?
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hated my BPD meds bad bad in highschool… woke up tied down in the hospital and my momma crying cause i blocked out randomly and hurt myself real bad… never stopped taking it since
As FUCKKKKKK
Yall going into 2026 single ?
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As FUCKKKKKK
When folks had to inform the Vampire Diaries and The Originals cast they were saying actual incantations and doing actual rituals and to stop
I know we’re joking about watching scary stuff in the daytime. But do you remember that first season of Sabrina on Netflix? I could only watch that during the daytime and my nerves were so bad. Come to find out they were reading from actual fucking demonic books and shit.
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When folks had to inform the Vampire Diaries and The Originals cast they were saying actual incantations and doing actual rituals and to stop
People fuck with they teeth WAAYYYYYYY to much for my licking saying this as a girl who had bracers FROM A PROFESSIONAL and they accidentally cracked my back tooth… yk how fucking painful a cracked back tooth is
She might as well get her lawyer fees together, bc this is going to be the exact video the prosecutor will use at her trial.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
People fuck with they teeth WAAYYYYYYY to much for my licking saying this as a girl who had bracers FROM A PROFESSIONAL and they accidentally cracked my back tooth… yk how fucking painful a cracked back tooth is
PLURAL?!?!?!??! Multiple amphibians!?????!!!
You wanna date a nerd and then suddenly it’s 8:30pm on a Wednesday night and you’re at Petco with him so he can buy worms for his frogs
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
PLURAL?!?!?!??! Multiple amphibians!?????!!!
Reposted by 12/23 MenacingMistletoe🎄🇹🇹🇧🇧
I love that shit… holding hands while you all in each others skin 😮💨
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love that shit… holding hands while you all in each others skin 😮💨
!!!!! I don’t know what it is yet but I’ll have something by the 31st
I need to write down my goals for next year.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
!!!!! I don’t know what it is yet but I’ll have something by the 31st
My landlord wasnt paying the property tax so the building was condemned by the government so i had to move back in with the folks
Someone poisoned one of my cats
My car GONE
SOMEONE STOLE MY BIRTHDAY WIG AND I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
SOMEONE POISONED MY CAT!!!!!!
Venezuela threatening to boom us
Someone poisoned one of my cats
My car GONE
SOMEONE STOLE MY BIRTHDAY WIG AND I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
SOMEONE POISONED MY CAT!!!!!!
Venezuela threatening to boom us
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My landlord wasnt paying the property tax so the building was condemned by the government so i had to move back in with the folks
Someone poisoned one of my cats
My car GONE
SOMEONE STOLE MY BIRTHDAY WIG AND I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
SOMEONE POISONED MY CAT!!!!!!
Venezuela threatening to boom us
Someone poisoned one of my cats
My car GONE
SOMEONE STOLE MY BIRTHDAY WIG AND I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE
SOMEONE POISONED MY CAT!!!!!!
Venezuela threatening to boom us
YALL ERIC MISSED ME IF HE EVER SAYS OTHERWISE HE A LIARRRRRRRRR
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
YALL ERIC MISSED ME IF HE EVER SAYS OTHERWISE HE A LIARRRRRRRRR
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the birthdays i missed… condolences to all the accounts that no longer exist and those who been packed up
I’m here to see ass and tiddies with peen on the side
I’m here to see ass and tiddies with peen on the side
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
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December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the birthdays i missed… condolences to all the accounts that no longer exist and those who been packed up
I’m here to see ass and tiddies with peen on the side
I’m here to see ass and tiddies with peen on the side
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Yall so much BULLSHIT happened to me since I’ve been gone i almost didnt come back😭😭😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yall so much BULLSHIT happened to me since I’ve been gone i almost didnt come back😭😭😭😭😭
HEYYYY WHAT YALL DOINGGGGGGGG HOW YALL DOINGGGGG
HEARD I WAS MISSEDDDDDD
WHAT I MISSEDDDDDD
HEARD I WAS MISSEDDDDDD
WHAT I MISSEDDDDDD
a pixelated image of a person standing in a doorway with a tv in the background
Alt: Keeks returns
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December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HEYYYY WHAT YALL DOINGGGGGGGG HOW YALL DOINGGGGG
HEARD I WAS MISSEDDDDDD
WHAT I MISSEDDDDDD
HEARD I WAS MISSEDDDDDD
WHAT I MISSEDDDDDD
Speaking of I don’t have a car anymore lmaoooooooo
Ze holidays are holidaying
Ze holidays are holidaying
Me: yayyyyyyy I paid all of my bills wooooo time for some fun!!!
My car:
My car:
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Speaking of I don’t have a car anymore lmaoooooooo
Ze holidays are holidaying
Ze holidays are holidaying