Ronnie Chen
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have heard myself say "next week looks a little lighter so i should be able to follow up on this" for about two months straight now

but next week i should definitely be able to catch up
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jonty.bsky.social
"If you lose an item inside your seat, please call for assistance"

me [distraught, whispering to a flight attendant]: my crab
ronnieftw.bsky.social
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
jonty.bsky.social
We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB
A refrigerated display case of hairy crabs in Shanghai Pudong airport, each tied with string to stop them escaping A close up of hairy crabs in a Shanghai Airport refrigerated display case tied with string to stop them escaping
ronnieftw.bsky.social
either the airline sent my check-in email a full day early or i have once again bungled basic time conversion

if your email says 24 hours until your flight you cannot send at midnight the day before for an 11pm flight without scaring the shit out of some people!!
ronnieftw.bsky.social
6:55pm, just five more minutes to bedtime
ronnieftw.bsky.social
to be fair, toddlers are extremely dramatic, and I got away with it
ronnieftw.bsky.social
when the kiddo was in preschool and I was watching a lot of historical cdramas, I was trying to tell his teachers about a conflict he had with a fellow toddler and my brain could only come up with blood feud
ronnieftw.bsky.social
watching a modern cdrama to improve my language fluency and I'm about 10% better in business and social situations and 1000% better at devastating put downs towards my future daughter-in-law who is not the same social class and station as me
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mirya.bsky.social
I'm afraid that I have -- once again -- dramatically overestimated my productivity and have fallen far behind on my goals.

But tomorrow, I'll totally be able to do all the things I didn't do today plus all of tomorrow's tasks, right?
ronnieftw.bsky.social
thank you for your service
ronnieftw.bsky.social
never going to make it to staff parent if i don't get my shit together
ronnieftw.bsky.social
if anyone else needs executive leadership coaching, he's got some slots available after peewee soccer
ronnieftw.bsky.social
the utter humiliation of trying to do my engineering leadership job after getting brutally roasted by my 5 year old this morning for not asking him to get ready for school "kindly, and with confidence"
ronnieftw.bsky.social
*waking with a start*

everything will rhyme if you just use a Beijing accent
ronnieftw.bsky.social
ooh, what is the Mandarin equivalent of sizing tasks as "a snail, a quail, or a whale" or @mcfunley.com's "a frog, a dog, or a hog"

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tim.ink
At a company that had a hard time with points =\= days I had them use estimated in pumpkins.
ronnieftw.bsky.social
if only someone compiled all of this documentation into an easily readable format! the manufacturers could even do it and include it with the product!
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every recipe can be a one bowl recipe if you're not a coward
ronnieftw.bsky.social
i have great news for you about Burpees
ronnieftw.bsky.social
me: i'm not going to watch the video, i just want to read the content because it's faster and easier

also me: *adamantly refuses to read or even keep the instruction manual for anything i own*
ronnieftw.bsky.social
sorry but 嘴, 腿,鬼 is objectively terrible
ronnieftw.bsky.social
like finding out an ex is perpetually striking out in the dating pool after you break up
ronnieftw.bsky.social
米,笔, __???
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maybe 兔 for the smallest to keep the animal theme
ronnieftw.bsky.social
best i got so far is 书,乌,猪
ronnieftw.bsky.social
ooh, what is the Mandarin equivalent of sizing tasks as "a snail, a quail, or a whale" or @mcfunley.com's "a frog, a dog, or a hog"

🤔
tim.ink
At a company that had a hard time with points =\= days I had them use estimated in pumpkins.