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Ronnie Chen
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have heard myself say "next week looks a little lighter so i should be able to follow up on this" for about two months straight now

but next week i should definitely be able to catch up
when you are making batch #2 with a minor tweak and can already tell it's going better 😌
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i scarfed down my lunch in about 7 minutes because i thought i had a meeting but it turns out i actually had another hour, and now my stomach is upset

:/
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kiwi box sending a slime kit without warning is an act of aggression that will not stand
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
okay but emperor joseph was actually so valid when he said that some classical pieces have "too many notes" and that "there are only so many notes the human ear can hear over the course of an evening"
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
cold morning life hack:

bake a batch of biscuits to warm up the kitchen
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by Ronnie Chen
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it took me approximately 2 minutes to demonstrate that i cannot be entrusted with a nerf gun
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
unfortunately, the kid now has enough direction sense to bust me for having to backtrack when I go the completely wrong way to our destination
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i need someone to aggressively edit down the list of holiday cookies on my baking list, pls help
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
no more news, i beg
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"i need more chicken. feed me all the chicken you have."
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hey, uh,,,how much chia seed water can a kindergartener drink without suffering...Consequences?

asking for a friend
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
one thing about me is that i like to ingratiate myself with customer service agents by using the nato phonetic alphabet when reading off letters and it usually works a treat
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Physical: Asia, the sequel to Physical 100, is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

what do you mean [REDACTED] has retained the genetic memory of their ancestors when it comes to [REDACTING] a [REDACTED] as if it was a thing that everyone knows how to do???
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
please enjoy something delightful and pleasant instead
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
scaled it for a standard 20x20 pillow and printed it out and, holy shit you guys, this is SUCH a large goat
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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i know advent is technically a penitential season but i didn't realize people took it so seriously
my advent calendar of 25 tiny identical bottles of malort has arrived
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my advent calendar of 25 tiny identical bottles of malort has arrived
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
neglected to do my SAD lamp for three days in a row and now i'm shaking my brain like a tic tac container trying to get to the last molecule of dopamine rattling around in there
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
olivia nuzzi won't see your dunks but your friends who make totally indefensible romantic decisions... actually, you know what, totally fair, keep going
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
torn between decorating the train cake to make it pretty for the photos or leaving it plain because this is a not-too-sweet household
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sky business
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
every once in a while, it's fun to do some manual qa and revel in the jump scare when you find something really borked
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i have never lived in Texas and worried about scorpions in my shoes until that when i put on rain boots for the first time in a year today and screamed when my feet touched something

cc: @jkru.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
please note on my official record that my left sock was slipping off and bunching under my foot the entire day and i still went to all my meetings and made all of my calls and even went to a work dinner
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM