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Glenn White
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Director of Player Engagement Services at Sony Interactive Entertainment/PlayStation Studios. Former: Bungie, Epic Games, EA, Wunderman. #EBFG. @justicar. Marketing/Martech. Soccer. Video Games. He/Him. Vaccinated. Etsy: http://justgeekery.com
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If you haven’t started microwaving your turkey by now, it will not be ready for TG.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Good thread for all of you cooking Thanksgiving!
I’ve been responsible for Thanksgiving cooking for almost 25 years now - sometimes for huge gatherings, sometimes (like this year) just for my wife and myself.

Here is a thread of thoughts. I suppose they become advice if someone decides to heed them.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm going to give you the best secret I know to cooking amazing turkey or chicken or beef or any meat at all.

Ready? Write this down.

Cook to temperature, not time.

Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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It’s giving record-setting 💅

All sections are officially open! Help us make history at our home opener, get your tickets NOW: bit.ly/482bfjI
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No scientist is saying this.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
REMINDER: If you are cooking a turkey on Thursday, it should be in your refrigerator already. If it's not, put it there RIGHT now.

Depending on the size, it can take 2-3 days to thaw properly. If it's not fully thawed by tomorrow night, we'll talk about it. But for now, into the refrigerator.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No it is not.

You know how I know? Because the Sounders whupped that ass and pissed them off so much that they started a brawl and Suarez spit on the Sounders head of security for daring to ignore his idiocy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Your reminder that I'm here to help you pull off Thanksgiving dinner if you have questions.

Ask away.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't know that the World Cup was ever corruption-free, but we're definitely achieving record levels this time around.
Timeline.

🔴13 Nov - Ronaldo gets red card in Portugal’s game v ireland. (Should miss opening 2 games of World Cup.)

🟠18 Nov - Ronaldo meets Donald Trump at White House.

🟢25 Nov - FIFA clears Ronaldo to play in World Cup from start.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Un-Named Lantern" pendant: uranium glass and sterling silver wirework

www.etsy.com/listing/4411...
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Why do commentators say stupid things like "and there's nothing St. Clair could do about it!"?

Dreyer's goal went literally through St. Clair's hands. Dreyer overpowered him. So, yeah, there was something he could have done. St. Clair got two hands on the ball. He could have parried it better.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
So much for the Goalkeeper of the Year.

Byeeeeee.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
St. Clair felt that one.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Good. Put the boot on their throat, SD.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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As promised, I’m going to show you how I break a turkey. I do not cook turkeys whole. Further, I plan on sous vide-ing it, so breaking it into parts is pretty much necessary.

If raw meat or pictures of a turkey being cut up is not something you want to see, please mute the thread. (Or me, I guess.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As promised, I’m going to show you how I break a turkey. I do not cook turkeys whole. Further, I plan on sous vide-ing it, so breaking it into parts is pretty much necessary.

If raw meat or pictures of a turkey being cut up is not something you want to see, please mute the thread. (Or me, I guess.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fine additions to the collection. All match-worn, all autographed.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.

What a legacy of joy!

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ham.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Xbocs was RIGHT THERE.
Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Jess Fishlock, the last one-club #NWSL original player, is back for a 14th year in Seattle. She told @espn.com:

"From the moment I moved here, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to leave. I’ve wanted to build my whole career here because of the deep meaning that it has for me.”
Wales legend Fishlock extends Seattle Reign stay until 2026
Jess Fishlock has extended her contract at Seattle Reign until 2026.
www.espn.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
OK, but Sawant is a clown.
It goes on and on like this. All Mamdani had to do was not hate the Dems QUITE enough to their liking, and the leftists turn on him.

You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM