Glenn White
@justicar.xyz
Director of Player Engagement Services at Sony Interactive Entertainment/PlayStation Studios. Former: Bungie, Epic Games, EA, Wunderman. #EBFG. @justicar. Marketing/Martech. Soccer. Video Games. He/Him. Vaccinated. Etsy: http://justgeekery.com
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Well, Putin said he could trust her.
I guess he considers her one of his most faithful capos
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Well, Putin said he could trust her.
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
I quite literally snarfed my tea.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I quite literally snarfed my tea.
Again. Again.
If I somehow got a hundredth of the amount of money that Bezos has acquired (I refuse to say 'earned...',) you would never hear from me again. Gone. Ghost. Casper. I'm out.
If I somehow got a hundredth of the amount of money that Bezos has acquired (I refuse to say 'earned...',) you would never hear from me again. Gone. Ghost. Casper. I'm out.
I was thinking about this over the weekend and I was finding myself drawn back to one line -
People like Jeff Bezos have been rewarded for their industry disruption by never having to worry about money ever again, and yet they also want the rest of the world to personally congratulate them for it.
People like Jeff Bezos have been rewarded for their industry disruption by never having to worry about money ever again, and yet they also want the rest of the world to personally congratulate them for it.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Again. Again.
If I somehow got a hundredth of the amount of money that Bezos has acquired (I refuse to say 'earned...',) you would never hear from me again. Gone. Ghost. Casper. I'm out.
If I somehow got a hundredth of the amount of money that Bezos has acquired (I refuse to say 'earned...',) you would never hear from me again. Gone. Ghost. Casper. I'm out.
You probably already knew this, but Musk is completely batshit insane.
also redone with alt text here
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(third image is repeat b/c wouldn't fit on alt text)
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
You probably already knew this, but Musk is completely batshit insane.
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
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can I pin someone else's post on my profile?
But I know Sounders fans, and there's one thing I'm certain of: a bunch of you fuckers will still complain.
February 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
can I pin someone else's post on my profile?
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Doyle just gets us.
But I know Sounders fans, and there's one thing I'm certain of: a bunch of you fuckers will still complain.
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Doyle just gets us.
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Now ICE officers will no longer need to steady their own phones as they record themselves shooting mothers in the face before saying, "fucking bitch."
Congrats to Hakeem Jeffries. He’s worked so hard for this victory.
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Now ICE officers will no longer need to steady their own phones as they record themselves shooting mothers in the face before saying, "fucking bitch."
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Welp. That got me. 🥹
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Welp. That got me. 🥹
This is the DAMNED truth.
But I know Sounders fans, and there's one thing I'm certain of: a bunch of you fuckers will still complain.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
This is the DAMNED truth.
I am absolutely certain Bad Bunny is quaking in his boots.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I am absolutely certain Bad Bunny is quaking in his boots.
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Here we go www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inj...
Always A Sounder: Thank You, Obed Vargas!
YouTube video by Seattle Sounders FC
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Here we go www.youtube.com/watch?v=4inj...
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Obed Vargas to Atlético Madrid is official.
“This is a tremendous opportunity for Obed and a proud moment for Sounders FC," GM Craig Waibel says. "This move reflects his hard work and ambition, as well as the club’s coaching and development staff from the academy up to the first team."
“This is a tremendous opportunity for Obed and a proud moment for Sounders FC," GM Craig Waibel says. "This move reflects his hard work and ambition, as well as the club’s coaching and development staff from the academy up to the first team."
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Obed Vargas to Atlético Madrid is official.
“This is a tremendous opportunity for Obed and a proud moment for Sounders FC," GM Craig Waibel says. "This move reflects his hard work and ambition, as well as the club’s coaching and development staff from the academy up to the first team."
“This is a tremendous opportunity for Obed and a proud moment for Sounders FC," GM Craig Waibel says. "This move reflects his hard work and ambition, as well as the club’s coaching and development staff from the academy up to the first team."
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I’ve confirmed the Obed Vargas transfer is completed. He’ll join Atlético Madrid. Deal was apparently not quite as straightforward as had been reported. Took some work to get over line.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’ve confirmed the Obed Vargas transfer is completed. He’ll join Atlético Madrid. Deal was apparently not quite as straightforward as had been reported. Took some work to get over line.
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It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
"The Mexican midfielder comes from the Seattle Sounders of MLS , a league of a lower level and less demanding competition, so a loan move could allow him to test himself in Europe and in more competitive tournaments."
I love Spanish reporting. :D
I love Spanish reporting. :D
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"The Mexican midfielder comes from the Seattle Sounders of MLS , a league of a lower level and less demanding competition, so a loan move could allow him to test himself in Europe and in more competitive tournaments."
I love Spanish reporting. :D
I love Spanish reporting. :D
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It is remarkable how bad investors are at understanding reality and allocating capital, and how much impact reactionary memetic thinking and newfangled hypebeast-ism has on the market.
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
It is remarkable how bad investors are at understanding reality and allocating capital, and how much impact reactionary memetic thinking and newfangled hypebeast-ism has on the market.
She's going to be shown to have been sending DNI-level intelligence directly to Russia, and anyone who's been paying even the slightest bit of attention will be like "Um, yeah. We told you she was a Russian asset before you confirmed her as DNI."
Like 40% of the ruling class just got outed as pedophiles and they’re scared of whatever this is lol. Awesome
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
She's going to be shown to have been sending DNI-level intelligence directly to Russia, and anyone who's been paying even the slightest bit of attention will be like "Um, yeah. We told you she was a Russian asset before you confirmed her as DNI."
Let me save you some time.
If you slide into my mentions saying absolutely insane shit like "Russia's not the problem, it's ISRAEL," I'm going to block you so fast, Lewis Hamilton's gonna be like "Damn. That was fast."
If you slide into my mentions saying absolutely insane shit like "Russia's not the problem, it's ISRAEL," I'm going to block you so fast, Lewis Hamilton's gonna be like "Damn. That was fast."
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Let me save you some time.
If you slide into my mentions saying absolutely insane shit like "Russia's not the problem, it's ISRAEL," I'm going to block you so fast, Lewis Hamilton's gonna be like "Damn. That was fast."
If you slide into my mentions saying absolutely insane shit like "Russia's not the problem, it's ISRAEL," I'm going to block you so fast, Lewis Hamilton's gonna be like "Damn. That was fast."
In conjunction with the FBI?
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
In conjunction with the FBI?