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guy on a boat
great episode 👍
Medieval peasants would get the equivalent of an office pizza party when their lord required them to do extra work (a boonwork day). They’d get good bread, ale, beef and fish like this 15th century recipe for Barbel Boylled. youtu.be/CFXuZAGEO5c?...
How to Eat Like a Medieval Peasant
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Maxtopher Miller, I was watching this with my very conservative inlaws on Thanksgiving night and I KNOW what you did there, young man😆
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my graphing calculator is my friend sorry
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
good evening bluesky
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
massholes be like "Marquette Basquette"
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The Lake Erie Seiche caused the water level to rise 4.61 feet in 1 hr 48 minutes!
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It’s really kind of wild how many people—including how many suburban democrats—equate “I can see patches of green grass and shrubbery” with “environmentally friendly.”

Not sure how to break them of that mindset, but it seems pretty important!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The children talked and next year they want thanksgiving dinner to be 100% pies.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Turkey
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:

- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
January 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I love this experiment. (h/t r/science)
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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get in
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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everybody with multiple cats has the cat they call "the dumb one"
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
*under his comptrol
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
this is because RWers do not (know how to) read 👍
Libs got traditional names in the national divorce.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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ground beef facilitator
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"worms"
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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OK. Let’s workshop this name
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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A lot of pie slander happening on my TL. Please ignore this if you are a pie. Pies are beautiful. Pies are good. Pies bring peace.
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ramen looks like a little guy
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM