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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
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church protests are poor strategy and I do not like sectarianism, but one of my most sectarian opinions is the denomination of the protested church up here -- whose 19th c. origins are political and lie in a desire to preserve chattel slavery -- is scarcely more spiritually serious than Scientology
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
church protests are poor strategy and I do not like sectarianism, but one of my most sectarian opinions is the denomination of the protested church up here -- whose 19th c. origins are political and lie in a desire to preserve chattel slavery -- is scarcely more spiritually serious than Scientology
who up donning they lemon
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
who up donning they lemon
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I don’t claim to have invented this, though I don’t think I got it from anywhere, but I’m seeing a lot more people calling the “Trump regime” now and I feel massively vindicated in doing so from day one. Try this one on for size too: “Acting President Trump.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I don’t claim to have invented this, though I don’t think I got it from anywhere, but I’m seeing a lot more people calling the “Trump regime” now and I feel massively vindicated in doing so from day one. Try this one on for size too: “Acting President Trump.”
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"Try that in a small town," sings the millionaire metropolis-dweller for the exurb-dwellers who are deathly afraid of riding public transportation or walking down a city street
January 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"Try that in a small town," sings the millionaire metropolis-dweller for the exurb-dwellers who are deathly afraid of riding public transportation or walking down a city street
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Go beast mode, if you must—but a beast of kindness, of understanding, of compassion.
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"It's not heavy but it's awkward" - traditional white proverb
January 28, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"It's not heavy but it's awkward" - traditional white proverb
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‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
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Lmao they're finally getting it I guess
James O’Keefe responds to a comment
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Lmao they're finally getting it I guess
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I would like to subscribe to their newsletter
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I would like to subscribe to their newsletter
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Thinking Russia will easily overrun Ukraine's "they/them" army because a Russian soldier did shirtless pushups in a recruitment ad is basically the same as thinking ICE would easily dominate the "weak, woke libs" of Minnesota because MAGA posts about masculinity and hype videos with hard rock.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Thinking Russia will easily overrun Ukraine's "they/them" army because a Russian soldier did shirtless pushups in a recruitment ad is basically the same as thinking ICE would easily dominate the "weak, woke libs" of Minnesota because MAGA posts about masculinity and hype videos with hard rock.
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nice first step but bovino needs to stay on radar until trial + sentencing
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
nice first step but bovino needs to stay on radar until trial + sentencing
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Lots of people pointing this out but this is basically the corollary to the way that simply describing the news that is actually happening makes you sound insane to most people: for the same reason, only satirical papers can get away with accurate headlines.
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Lots of people pointing this out but this is basically the corollary to the way that simply describing the news that is actually happening makes you sound insane to most people: for the same reason, only satirical papers can get away with accurate headlines.
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Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
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Finally, some happy news
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Finally, some happy news
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ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.
"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.
Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.
Minneapolis, MN
"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.
Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.
Minneapolis, MN
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.
"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.
Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.
Minneapolis, MN
"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.
Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.
Minneapolis, MN
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
oh jeez
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
oh jeez
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Following the Kent State massacre in May 1970, a Gallup poll showed that 58% of Americans thought the shootings were justified. The night *before* the killings, Ohio's GOP governor described the student protesters this way: "They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Following the Kent State massacre in May 1970, a Gallup poll showed that 58% of Americans thought the shootings were justified. The night *before* the killings, Ohio's GOP governor described the student protesters this way: "They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."
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Panama City Tim Horton's !?!?!?!?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Panama City Tim Horton's !?!?!?!?!