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· Sep 29
if we had dms before i am not ignoring you. bluesky wants me to complete age verification before i can look at my dms. i feel a little insulted so i am not doing it right now
turkey in a pilgrim hat. gourds and pies. sit in the house with your loved ones and be thankful. this shit is not commercial. you can see why they invented black friday
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
turkey in a pilgrim hat. gourds and pies. sit in the house with your loved ones and be thankful. this shit is not commercial. you can see why they invented black friday
use the leftover sage in a cream and sausage pasta
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
use the leftover sage in a cream and sausage pasta
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Taking one puff of a Djarum Black and losing control of the vehicle
July 2, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Taking one puff of a Djarum Black and losing control of the vehicle
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meeting wife for drinks and dinner in the city after i leave this office. where are our children? idk. wherever they're at i know it's fine. being near family has its perks #oldhead
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
meeting wife for drinks and dinner in the city after i leave this office. where are our children? idk. wherever they're at i know it's fine. being near family has its perks #oldhead
liberating to be an oldhead. no sorry i don't care about your novel scamworld concept bar with $18 art martinis. i want $10 pitchers of pbr and i want a basket of fries. i want you to stay away from me with the new shit. i want you listen when unc is speaking
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
liberating to be an oldhead. no sorry i don't care about your novel scamworld concept bar with $18 art martinis. i want $10 pitchers of pbr and i want a basket of fries. i want you to stay away from me with the new shit. i want you listen when unc is speaking
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one more day of work for awhile. besides doing emails on my phone which is endless, eternal, like the sunrise
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
one more day of work for awhile. besides doing emails on my phone which is endless, eternal, like the sunrise
relative of a relative is living the greatest retirement i've ever heard of. he lives in a nice little country house, spends like 5 hours a day in the cafe drinking coffee and smoking and watching soccer with his friends, and then drives an old pickup around giving people in his village rides
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
relative of a relative is living the greatest retirement i've ever heard of. he lives in a nice little country house, spends like 5 hours a day in the cafe drinking coffee and smoking and watching soccer with his friends, and then drives an old pickup around giving people in his village rides
sorry bro can't make the fantasy draft. i'm getting my hair shots
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
sorry bro can't make the fantasy draft. i'm getting my hair shots
in an age of false hair, men with a proud power donut are so powerful
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
in an age of false hair, men with a proud power donut are so powerful
porsche SUV almost killed a cyclist right out front... "home sweet home"
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
porsche SUV almost killed a cyclist right out front... "home sweet home"
"hmm maybe i'll go to my favorite old record store after i leave this office, it's only a few exits away"
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"hmm maybe i'll go to my favorite old record store after i leave this office, it's only a few exits away"
just upload your ID to the app you post your everyday thoughts on bro. give them your name, address, social security, and bank account number. tell them your two security questions. set up authentication,
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
just upload your ID to the app you post your everyday thoughts on bro. give them your name, address, social security, and bank account number. tell them your two security questions. set up authentication,
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
bro don't you want the smart features? don't you want to be smarter? what are the alternatives? you want to stay stupid? is that it? are you stupid?
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
bro don't you want the smart features? don't you want to be smarter? what are the alternatives? you want to stay stupid? is that it? are you stupid?
"td what if the upgrade is free" what am i going to waste 3 more hours of my life in the verizon store being upsold to
"you should be increasing your spend on upgrades you've already determined you don't need" is crazy
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"td what if the upgrade is free" what am i going to waste 3 more hours of my life in the verizon store being upsold to
this article going around about "no one wants to update their phone anymore a here's why that's bad" sucks. just how i see it
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this article going around about "no one wants to update their phone anymore a here's why that's bad" sucks. just how i see it
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bro you're such a chad. you know wanna know what's some sigma mindset shit though? setting up an SPV to hold all of this private equity backed debt off your company's books. enron printed so much paper with this move. ken lay was a fucking legend
finance bros gassing up a bunch of computer nerds to commit financial crimes
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
bro you're such a chad. you know wanna know what's some sigma mindset shit though? setting up an SPV to hold all of this private equity backed debt off your company's books. enron printed so much paper with this move. ken lay was a fucking legend
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Walking out the barber shop halfway through the cut “time is money”
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Walking out the barber shop halfway through the cut “time is money”
if they risk jayden in what everyone already knows is a lost season, i'm going to commit several felonies
Report: Jayden Daniels to practice this week, unlikely to play against Broncos.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Report: Jayden Daniels to practice this week, unlikely to play against Broncos
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels is making progress in his return from a dislocated left elbow.
www.nbcsports.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
if they risk jayden in what everyone already knows is a lost season, i'm going to commit several felonies