Rory Blank
@roryblank.bsky.social
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Bone Jail I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time instagram.com/roryblank patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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A few years ago I played Godspeed You! Black Emperor for my girlfriend for the first time and I had to stop the record because she didn’t realize that the loud crashing sound we heard wasn’t part of the record and there was a dude outside with his car in our neighbor’s tree
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You mean like Joe Lonsdale? Whatever, seeing a billboard for his shit is less annoying than knowing his office is near my house
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Also fewer freaky evangelical billboards. Not none, but fewer.
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There are so many cute towns between the two
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The Austin to Houston drive is so much better than the Austin to Dallas drive
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i think it would make a great comic by rory blank
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The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People
A four panel comic strip
A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people"

in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox.

In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it.

In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"
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I was going to say Midnight Run
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Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
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the joy of tik tok
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Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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I just completely hate the word ”content“ now
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hm so that comes out to one million dollars per viewer
FOX NEWS
Bari Weiss joins CBS News as editor-in-chief, Paramount buys Free Press for $150
million
Brian Flood
Mon, October 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM EDT • 6 min read
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no I’m talking about how every line before the words “time for decisions to be made” sounds absolutely unintelligible to me
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To me the first verse of Hold My Life by The Replacements sounds like the made up language that furbies talk in no matter how many times I listen to it I cannot understand a word he he is saying
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Or had any capability of pursuing them anyway
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In hindsight I should have probably done more hard drugs in my 20s it’s not like I was doing anything really tangible to pursue my dreams that it would have gotten in the way of
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They’re allowed to do it if what they’re going to do is offer me drugs
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I like when you go to a q and a and all of the questions are people giving a five paragraph oral autobiography followed by laying out a full thesis on the work for the person being questioned to say yes or no to
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I am at total war with the city of Cincinnati
Cincinnati Chili flavored ice cream It’s got oyster crackers in it