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RubberMatt

@rubbermatt.bsky.social

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52 year old cancer survivor in the UK. Very NSFW. Pro EU, Remain voting socialist. Fascists blocked on sight. I create pervy 3D artwork, sometimes I do really depraved stuff like handholding.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 6d

Need to make a trip out to my cousins place in Longburton & get some proper farmhouse cider 😋
Now I have a new job can buy the good stuff again

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 6d

Hippy bidet you absolute unit.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 7d

Shale? You're really spoiling the ruminants today.
I wouldn't waste good shale on those feeble, pasty, weird smelling freaks.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19d

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

I was looking forward to some nice peace and quiet, but the noisy lowlives are still around.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

Time for a rewatch.

Poc of the dvd of the docudrama Threads

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

I thought it was happening, but it just turned out to be trapped wind.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

RFK causes autism.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

Epstein and Maxwell supplied young girls to the rich & powerful, Trump owned teen beauty pageants.
He wasn't just a client, he was in business with them.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

Oh hell, flashbacks to 80s school discos ..... now I have that frelling voice stuck in my head.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

Should add this was in Liverpool back when the IRA were still blowing shit up .....

Funny in hindsight, not quite so much at the time.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 19d

ffs GWAR were decapitating US presidents all the way back in the early 90s.
I remember the cops showing up at the kebab shop after the gig because I walked in covered head to toe in fake blood.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

MBAs aren't worth the toilet paper they're scrawled on.

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 20d

By the way, autism is not a disease. Existing is not a crime.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 23d

✨ gnbsky

A typewritten note that reads:

simply surviving your day in this godawful time in history is a massive win. anyone who tells you that it isn't enough needs a solid punch to the groin.
you survived your day. we're proud of you.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

It's a date.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

Ten pounds of rancid custard in a five pound bag.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

Rapturous

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

Turn it to eleven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=itza...

Jurassic Park Theme Song (Kazoo Cover)

YouTube video by damneasy

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7o4...

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 28d

this was a special request that we're adding to the public side of the shop as well.

our first wall art release that is so entirely color focused.

request was made for either metal or acrylic to make it pop more, but we're enabling paper prints as well.

nldm color run, an art print by -𝚖𝚘𝚡

Gallery Quality Prints

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

What I'm wearing to the Rapture...

Michelle Pfeifer as Catwoman in Batman Returns

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20d

Listen to Pete.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

Less spine than a sea cucumber.

RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social · 20d

The trap is sprung

3D render of two women enclosed in featureless shiny black suits incorporating a faceless ovoid mask, reaching towards the viewer