one of the most not the onion but the onion headlines I've ever seen

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Reminder that the Nobel prize is a fucking joke. They gave it to Henry Kissinger.

KaguraThurschi!

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Hi #Dvpit, I'm pitching my #GN Sublimation

It's a coming of age thriller about Alpha, a girl who is going to be forced to pilot a killer mech called an Angel unless she can find a way to escape her home on an isolationist space colony, and by extension her mother.

#TV #LGBT #SF #YA

reserving my judgement for after I've seen it but after reading this article I think essentially the problem boils down to this meme

At least the current work-anniversary for my job is an easy date to remember.

It has occurred to me this morning that I almost always seem to start new jobs on the day of big international news. I started working at CVS on Jan 6th 2021. I started work at my current job on Oct 7th last year.

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

How bad are tariffs going?

I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.

UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.

That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯

go to the community center and learn to play tennis. make friends with the people there. make one enemy. hit the ball at your enemy's nuts. apologize for hitting them in the nuts but like REALLY insincerely. they know what they did. they will know fear when they see you

reddit occupied government

The workers at ZA/UM Studio have unionized.

First recognised games union in the UK, too. May many others follow.

www.gameworkers.co.uk/workers-at-z...

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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hopecore video for your feeds today

Ghost of Thursday!

do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”

hiiiii here’s a comic i made about having a job and being overwhelmed (1/7)

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes