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Athlete's Foot Demon

@rwoodsmall.bsky.social

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Online store selling items for everyday household needs. Soon I will be executed.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · May 19

i need you to assume i'm acting in bad faith.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2h

hate this one. A++

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2h

prototype UI in production

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2h

"software engineer" writes yaml

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2h

roguelike survival horror sample-based music tracker

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 14h

when is the schism coming? the big one? goodnight.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 18h

it's so baller/totally stinks they gave the nobel peace prize to a venezuelan woman who also fucking sucks

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 22h

same. Noid Drum too

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

people with taste

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

wok...

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

I take no pleasure in reporting this, but Jared Leto and Kid Rock have both been executed by radical Aesthetic Separatists.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

so the clavia nord stage 4 retails for $5999, the wave 2 is going for $2999 and the lead a1 is $2199, i don't really need the organ or piano sections of the stage SO i'd definitely maybe basically be ahead by getting the wave 2, the lead a1 AND a drum 3p for $1099, hell may as well get two of each,

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

kid rock going for richard petty but ending up at dallas buyers club - sad!

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

in order to receive more attention, i will become one of those unnecessary surgery guys and start an incomprehensible right-wing grift that will eventually get me indicted, which i will then leverage into a high-paying job at a UK tabloid or one of their ethically bankrupt television offshoots.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

when you name a thing you give it power over you. goodnight.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

that's a pick of the monster, the guy who made him was Dr. Fkn

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

hey, free blood.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

the antichrist peter thiel. looking good, king!

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

nevertheless, she fursisted

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

My handlers at the institute told me I had to post: In accordance with new age verification laws, anyone who sees any of my posts must respond to that post with a government-issued photo ID attached. You can respond to this one as well if you want to be added to the allow list. They're keeping track

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Yes!! Fuck yeah!!! Haha!!!

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

that's gonna take a LOT of acid

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

Our Accelerationist Government Years

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

red dawn except qatar and we're paying them

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 2d

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Throatgoat