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Athlete's Foot Demon

@rwoodsmall.bsky.social

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Online store selling items for everyday household needs. Soon I will be executed.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · May 19

i need you to assume i'm acting in bad faith.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 7h

boiling some peanut butter. goodnight.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 7h

The inaugural Nobel Biggest Bitch Prize

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 9h

this week's theme has been "pep talks by losers"

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 12h

you might be a lawyer, but i write fanfiction

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 13h

Bari Newsroom: Let's kick this news in the DICK

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 16h

sperm bank employee discount?

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 21h

habeas corpus? i don't know her.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 23h

oh, you do AIops and MLops? wow, you must be so opped up

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

this shit is grinding to a halt. let it. goodnight.

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

there is no war in roku city YET

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

how many plays and movies are there where this is the plot? trick question: it's all of them even star wars

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

if you're a bad actor tell everyone at the audition you're doing "double acting" where you're just acting like a terrible actor as a study for a big part you already have playing a talentless hack who's in the role of a lifetime but now it's actually real. really lean into it and suck up a storm.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

samsara pervert

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

Oops! All Enron

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

Millions of Dead MILFs

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

there's one free t-rav outside of clayton straubs if you're hungry

Toasted ravioli on sidewalk under Straub's sign

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

i love labels

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 1d

and that's MY representative!!! gotta love him! going to ask him to buy me a dodge ram because i need to haul some stuff. i'll use it once

Ryan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 2d

Very odd SCOOP:

Just weeks before the 2024 primary election between Cori Bush and Wesley Bell, Bell used over $35,000 in campaign funds to buy his friend's Dodge Durango, which the friend had failed to sell two years earlier.

He then hired the friend, who now drives the car.