Athlete's Foot Demon
@rwoodsmall.bsky.social
Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
Soon I will be executed.
Pinned
i need you to assume i'm acting in bad faith.
bridge may or may not ice in cold weather. it's frankly unknowable.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
bridge may or may not ice in cold weather. it's frankly unknowable.
Billy Joel is short for Billiards Joeline
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Billy Joel is short for Billiards Joeline
Shitting! At The QT
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Shitting! At The QT
18 foot tall skeleton cradling santa claus's limp, broken body
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
18 foot tall skeleton cradling santa claus's limp, broken body
sorry i'm so late. not feeling good. nothing serious, just the cursed marionette zapping my energy again. it's eight feet tall now. goodnight.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
sorry i'm so late. not feeling good. nothing serious, just the cursed marionette zapping my energy again. it's eight feet tall now. goodnight.
just got my tent set up for black friday
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
just got my tent set up for black friday
all pies are good
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
all pies are good
snap. snap snap snap. goodnight.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
snap. snap snap snap. goodnight.
my grandmother, who was a wretched human being, would ask me if i was wearing a suit on the plane every time i had to travel for work. i don't think she'd flown in probably 20 years. no, asshole, i am not wearing a suit on the plane. or to your fucking funeral, which was very poorly attended.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my grandmother, who was a wretched human being, would ask me if i was wearing a suit on the plane every time i had to travel for work. i don't think she'd flown in probably 20 years. no, asshole, i am not wearing a suit on the plane. or to your fucking funeral, which was very poorly attended.
y'all got the AI Writer for The Economist taken care of but i gotta comment on the 'quit your job and start a small business' and "You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!" I dislike both, but i also dislike starving to death, not having a roof over my head, running water, clothes, etc
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
y'all got the AI Writer for The Economist taken care of but i gotta comment on the 'quit your job and start a small business' and "You didn’t dislike capitalism! You disliked authority!" I dislike both, but i also dislike starving to death, not having a roof over my head, running water, clothes, etc
our trip to severed head island was truly a delight! goodnight.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
our trip to severed head island was truly a delight! goodnight.
if you turn off autocorrect on your phone or tablet your typing will eventually become indistinguishable from scooby doo's voice
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
if you turn off autocorrect on your phone or tablet your typing will eventually become indistinguishable from scooby doo's voice
running over a bunch of flamingos on my tricked out penny-farthing tallbike
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
running over a bunch of flamingos on my tricked out penny-farthing tallbike
i'm trying to come up with a more nuanced way to say it but it's funnier to simply post: Dependency Inversion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i'm trying to come up with a more nuanced way to say it but it's funnier to simply post: Dependency Inversion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
hot blooded
check it and see
i got a fucked up hand
that's gonna kill me
check it and see
i got a fucked up hand
that's gonna kill me
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
hot blooded
check it and see
i got a fucked up hand
that's gonna kill me
check it and see
i got a fucked up hand
that's gonna kill me
everything turned on at once and everybody disappeared. goodnight.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
everything turned on at once and everybody disappeared. goodnight.
Grundle
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Grundle
And one day we will die,
And our ashes will fly,
And our ashes will fly,
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And one day we will die,
And our ashes will fly,
And our ashes will fly,
this is the one. it's done, you can stop trying.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
this is the one. it's done, you can stop trying.
sometimes you like to see a nice ceiling.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
sometimes you like to see a nice ceiling.
CHOTINER: Well. I didn't ask a question. But you pretty much covered it.
NUZZI: Yeah.
CHOTINER: I would say thanks but it would not be in any way sincere.
NUZZI: The truth, a river, flows over the cliff of ingnorance, a whitewater reduced to a dribble on my delicate-
CHOTINER: Please. I'm going.
NUZZI: Yeah.
CHOTINER: I would say thanks but it would not be in any way sincere.
NUZZI: The truth, a river, flows over the cliff of ingnorance, a whitewater reduced to a dribble on my delicate-
CHOTINER: Please. I'm going.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
CHOTINER: Well. I didn't ask a question. But you pretty much covered it.
NUZZI: Yeah.
CHOTINER: I would say thanks but it would not be in any way sincere.
NUZZI: The truth, a river, flows over the cliff of ingnorance, a whitewater reduced to a dribble on my delicate-
CHOTINER: Please. I'm going.
NUZZI: Yeah.
CHOTINER: I would say thanks but it would not be in any way sincere.
NUZZI: The truth, a river, flows over the cliff of ingnorance, a whitewater reduced to a dribble on my delicate-
CHOTINER: Please. I'm going.
don't know how to do anything but get mad at computer and make it work
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
don't know how to do anything but get mad at computer and make it work
it's called... life - the greatest game of all. it fucking sucks would not recommend
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
it's called... life - the greatest game of all. it fucking sucks would not recommend