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jennifer sadiston

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PRESIDENT OF SNACKS & FULL TIME KVLT DADCORE PRO INSPO BRO, LYDIA DEETZ BUT AN MOM, HOT HIKING TAKES, LEAST HORNY DISCORDIAN. THEY/THEM FREEMASONS DNI

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · Jul 31

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PLEASE DNI IF… american, italian, cishet, male, jojotwt, attracted to white boys, stan any white male celebrity, drtwt,
bhatt, hatwt, think tiktok humor is funny, will put yoshikage kira on the ti, hello kitty says acab mfs,
likes hyperpop, soft stan especially kpop, enstarries, genshintwt, harry styles fans, minecraft youtuber stans, corpse stans, tiktoker stans, kin from: nge, dr, any bha villain, jojo. weezer fans, oasis fans, listen to
white male classic listens to 100gecs
unironically, speak
"french", hawks stans, kpop bg stans, armys, keep up with youtuber drama, listens to melanie martinez, listens to pop punk, soft stan especially kpop, enstarries, genshintwt, harry styles fans, minecraft youtuber stans, corpse stans, tiktoker stans, kin from: nge, dr, any bha villain, jojo. weezer fans, oasis fans, listen to
white male classic listens to 100gecs
unironically, speak
"french", hawks stans, kpop bg stans, armys, keep up with youtuber drama, listens to melanie martinez, listens to
pop punk,
rock, levi stans, hisoka stans, deku stans, kirishima stans, doppio stans, guren stans, like any dudebro anime, filmtwt, harry potter stans, actively use Snapchat,

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 9h

Dr Charlton Cuntssan

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t even have warrior mindset and I still have more than 9 days worth of food in my house.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 20h

Why does Hulk Hogan look like an AU version of Chris Chan, in a timeline where Bob Chandler DID turn off the internet and forced Chris to go to the gym?

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 11h

It’s fine and they should take two of them

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 11h

imagine spending your saturday night on this platform yelling at will stancil

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 13h

oh god what an excellent idea

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder if anyone will every try this *winks so hard at the camera, I somehow herniate my entire skull*

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

Thats an excellent coincidence- the first time I saw it was the Monday after a weekend where I tried several different drugs for the first time (including coke just before going into the cinema) and completely blamed the drugs but watched it months later and still hated every minute

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

You don’t have any culture, whitey.

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

I think Pulp Fiction is one of the top ten most overrated movies ever made, and Once Upon A Time… is the single most boring movie ever made (previously Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut)

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

Lettuce, Grapefruit, Bacon, Tomato

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

Inglorious, Kill Bill, Death Proof, Dusk til Dawn, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs. Everything else is dogshit.

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 14h

A DJ set when you imperceptibly make the songs slower, while still beat matching etc until everything is too slow

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 18h

Just found out about Kid Rock… How the fuck did Dwayne even give birth to that?

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Craig @craiging619.bsky.social · 18h

Ian Watkins’ killer today:

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18h

I'm totally addicted to true crime. i can't stop doing it..

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 17h

BBC said he’s most famous for being the lead singer in LostProphets, when that’s obviously only the second thing (and now possibly third) he’s most famous for.

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courtesy appreciation account @lacroixshotgun.bsky.social · 18h

bsky mods gonna start banning people for celebrating the death of ian watkins

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Oh my god I just saw who it was. Good fucking day.

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone interesting or just a generic dead nonce?

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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 19h

You’re telling me this chicken I’m eating was a jerk?

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 20h

Varg Vikernes is definitely on the ozempic

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 20h

Why does Hulk Hogan look like an AU version of Chris Chan, in a timeline where Bob Chandler DID turn off the internet and forced Chris to go to the gym?

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 21h

“Sluggo does one person really need white vinegar Apple cider vinegar red wine vinegar balsamic vinegar and 20% industrial vinegar?”

What are you the cops? You’re the vinegar cops? You’re with the bureau of alcohol, tobacco and vinegar?

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t even have warrior mindset and I still have more than 9 days worth of food in my house.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

Spent so many hours to make and cook and eat half of an extremely normal pizza. however this means o don’t have to make dinner tomorrow and can just eat the other half.

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

No one tells you how long it takes to reduce pizza sauce, eh?

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

Making pizza sauce and listening to Wendy Carlos’ ‘Clockwork Orange’ music.